Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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IT'S ALWAYS CARLOS!!!
Nope. No implication. Statement of fact. Dark. Cold. 8:38 am.
Manifest says "machine parts"...
Fancy engraved shotgun from Krieghoff.
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[IWA 2022] Krieghoff: The King of Thailand -
It is the annual tradition of the Krieghoff to produce one of their guns as a particularly artistic masterpiece dubbed "Gun of the Year".
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You cant make this shit up boys. I feel for the old feller, but goddamn man, what were you thinking. Im never living to 83 if this is what it comes to.
Disclaimer: I was like; nice tits... that's a pretty cool infinity pool... hey WTF is that?!
So...WTF is that?
Dont tell me thats the first tube in the wiener you have seen!!
Or just that dude is 83?
Sorry, really hit my sensitive side with that one.
Or just that dude is 83?
Sorry, really hit my sensitive side with that one.
It's the bottom of her boob. There are ripples in the surface of the water. You're seeing it reflected twice. Just like her belly button.
And what the hell are you looking at the reflection for anyway? You know how I know you're gay.
Aaaaaaand predictably, the booth is empty.
Crap,, had to look up the term aka 'fetish'..Dont tell me thats the first tube in the wiener you have seen!!
Or just that dude is 83?
Sorry, really hit my sensitive side with that one.
It's called ....... 'Sounding'
NSA is probably wondering wtf on that search.
Normally, I would point out how you glossed over what my initial comment was about the nice rack... However, I do think infinity pools are interesting and kind of neat, and since your comments were also educational and somewhat interesting in terms of reflections and how ripples can duplicate them:
It's a reflection of the bottom of her left titty.
Notice how it looks bent upward in the reflection.
The thing you circled is the bottom caused by the moving water.
Parallax titty....
LOL
First one to use that in a precision rifle class wins a prize
Wouldn't this technically be Snell's titty?
That dude taking a pic better get friggin’ rolling backwards fast if he doesn’t want a wet phone.
Or maybe it’s an optical illusion. But guys are dumb. Note the girls are not out there lol
I guess at 83 you might as well try out all the fetishes that you see on the interweebz. I always thought that would be the time to start doing acid and blow, not jamming hardware store tubing up my dick.
Im not doing that sounding search, what did it say the pleasure is?
Im not doing that sounding search, what did it say the pleasure is?
If you're too scared to google it; you probably don't have the balls to read it. Not for the faint hearted
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I just sent this to a former boss who is a retired Colonel and Army tanker, he killed a shit ton of T-72’s in Gulf War I and has the Silver Star to prove it
They be mansplaining Coriolis to each other. (LL’s blood pressure spikes at the mere mention of Coriolis on the Hide)
It’s a good thing I didn’t mention Todd Hodnett
Oops
Good thing it’s the wrong color or @Bender would be jealous AF of that lady.
Relax everyone, it’s mullet powered
The final Stabitha, @clcustom1911 is feeling faint
Lowlight will be okay, just give him a can of Spin-D it cures the coriolis effect.
I’ll be sure to tell @lowlight you said he likes the D, you’re welcome.
Not an optical illusion.
He's standing on the sand bar at Pipeline in Hawaii at low tide.
Been there, done that, he's not going to get wet.
People that don't surf have no idea that those waves are breaking in waist high water.
That's also why they say "fear nada or don't surf".
Lots of people that have never surfed think surfing is gay.
I suggest trying it in water like that with waves that size.
You will find it takes balls the size of Texas......and then a backbone like the Eiffel tower on top of that.
Definitely not a gay thing.
Maybe stabby, but definitely gross. I hate chest tattoos on women, and tattoos on tits should be against the law. Why would anyone want to permanently ruin the view with ink? Chicks that are heavy into tats should stick to sleeves.
Why does the ink directly on top her nipples look different then the rest, photoshopped in??? Zoom in real close on her nipple and you’ll see what I mean….
I lived about two miles from there and have been in that spot many times
I apologize if I came across making surfing out to be lame or gay?
Surfing is definitely not gay. Or lame. Or gay-lame. Or gay-lime. Or anything but the craziest thing, the coolest stone-cold Grade AAA Jumbo Balls of them All sort-of-activity out there, man. I know a small bit of what you mean when you talk of the power of the water.
A wave a 1/10th (1/20th?) that size kicked my ever-luving-bare-midwestern-ass when I was bodysurfing (attempting) in Southern California at age 17. Dragged my forehead across the sandy (thankfully!) bottom and gave me a 50 cent piece rugburn on my head. I do believe I received a concussion but didn't know it. I should've paid attention to all the locals, who decidedly all got out of the way of that fucking wave. Ha! When I caught that wave, at the time I thought I was lucky.
It was one of those waves that just rise up, and then go FOOM! all down, all at once. No graceful curl, that one.
I realize the ocean gave me just a playful tiny little slap for my efforts. Very little. Tiny. slap
That fellow in the pic, I assumed, was a tourist. And by optical illusion, I did not mean to imply that the wave is small, but rather that perhaps he was standing further away from the head-crusher than it appeared. And thus was not in danger for getting swamped by water.
Again, apologies.
