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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Some how, and I don't know how... I scored a 98% on my ASVAB (in 1985). Friggin high school junior... Did get me a good job in the AF...
I did my ASVABs in 1981,, there were 5. One was obviously geared tword admin. I'm like 98, 98, 98, 95, 65. I TRIED to fail admin,,, still qualified.
 
I did my ASVABs in 1981,, there were 5. One was obviously geared tword admin. I'm like 98, 98, 98, 95, 65. I TRIED to fail admin,,, still qualified.

I did it in 77, but it wasn't ASVAB. AQE, maybe. High 90s except admin. I think it was 80 ish.

I recall one question: What would you use to braze two pieces of metal together? A brazing rod was one of the choices. I was working as a welder at the time.
 
@Dirty D grandma wants to know if you are going to make it to the pegging party Saturday night. She says you will be the guest of honor. She invited some Bulgarian three hundies especially for you. Mom's going to be there with her ostrich too.

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Only in Texas (that I'm aware of). It was night time (and, therefore, deadly force was authorized for a property crime). If this were FL, I believe the shooter would be charged with: 1) Use of deadly force in defense of property; 2) Manslaughter (she shot as the perp was fleeing... there was no apparent "threat of imminent death or great bodily harm").
That makes me so disappointed in Florida.

I enjoy the videos of Sheriff Grady Judd. He's our kind of people.
 
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That makes me so disappointed in Florida.

I enjoy the videos of Sheriff Grady Judd. He's our kind of people.

Yup, Judd is fantastic. Wayne Ivey (Brevard County) is also on a par with Judd, as is my county Sheriff, Chris Nocco (Pasco). The others, not so much.

But it's also a function of the DA in each county and how "aggressive" they are. LE could clear you of a shooting, but show up several days later to arrest you as the DA (upon further review) decided to charge you anyway! If they're hungry for convictions and they think they can get you, they're going to try.
 
Thanks for taggin me in Uncle Nuts Hang To Ankles.

No way that baby pipe is gonna handle the dumps I am capable of!!

Most of them are at work and on the clock, but can a man really only poop 1x a day???
“Ah don’t sweat on company time or shit on mah own”
 
And how do we know the diameter of his anus Mr Sugar Tits?…
I have no idea. :unsure:

I do know that most people's O-Rings are "flexible" though. At least mine is.......;)

I think it's a very safe bet that any of Powda's deuces ain't gonna fit in that chute. And, at that point, a turd knife ain't gonna help either.