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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

“If 20v battery tools were really competitive they could be used non-stop for 24 hours like my corded saw”

See the sillyness?

No one with a brain thinks EVs can replace ICE today. That said, I would own a Tesla if the cost was more reasonable because it would be perfect for my needs/commute and cost so little to operate.

Make no mistake, no one who knows me in the real world thinks I’m against gasoline. I have built many project vehs, raced many years and was an ASE Master/GM certified Master for 20 years and then a Snapon dealer.

I don’t get all the hate. I guess the automobile probably was hated by folks who loved horses. EV fills a niche. Yes the treehuggers/government pushing them is annoying AF, I get it …. but having options to have what you want is never a bad thing.

BTW I effing love battery tools…

It's not the tool. It's the fascist fucks legislating the tool.
 
Well actually we have. If you are talking about brain injury at birth. When, a child is oxygen starved at birth, a massive injection of the solvent, DMSO will free up the blood vessels in the brain. This feeds the oxygen starved cells and allowing at least a partial if not a total recovery. its a one time deal, do it immediately, you get a cure, wait, and/or do nothing, and you get a brain damaged individual who’s lack of ability to work out problems civilly in his or her life leads to an exceptionally nasty, hard to live with individual. (I know, down through the years, I have had several in my caseload, they are not fun people to be around).

As far as good ole low IQ scores. They are pretty much stuck with what they were born with. However, consider this. IQ score does not make a person a better or worse person. People with mental retardation are just like you and me, they have the same desires, fears, needs and feelings. They just don’t add, subtract, multiply or divide as well as people who have average IQ scores.

A good way to think about IQ scores being a measure of a persons value. Albert Einstein was perhaps one of the most intelligent men who have lived within the last 100 years. Yet, he made a total mess of his personal life. His IQ score had to be at least 150 where the average is 100. We consider a score of 69 or below to be mentally retarded. However, compared to Einstein, we are all retarded. Is Einstein intrinsically a better person? (Because he has a higher IQ). No.


Now, what the meme refers to is not IQ but plain ole lack of common sense. It’s like using Nazi-Facist like tactics and methodology to protest what they believe is Facisium. Or repeating mistakes over and over again, not learning or Not Studying History…..

Which brings us back to common sense. Sense, means studying what worked and what did not work and applying that learning in a successful way. History is everything. Learn how to add, study a math book (which is a history of what math worked and what did not add up :D ) All learning outside of research in these days and times is a historical study.

And what do these ‘stupid’ people lack? A study of what works and what does not work. A study of and belief of history.

Oh the DMSO to resolve oxygen starvation at birth, forget it, like trying ivermectin to cure Covid. Gotta follow the “science.” And the science says, follow the witch doctors 🧙‍♀️ They know science best.

Compared to actual retards most of us are Einsteins.
 
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Thanks for posting…good video despite the annoying AI text to speech dialogue. “C one hundred and forty one S” vs C-141 (my main aircraft btw),etc. LoL

I loved flying the tweet, and would have enjoyed a chance to fly one with twice the thrust… A10 is the closest comparison for ease of control; completely different beast though!
 
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Saw him live in 1989 in Raleigh, NC. Freaking hilarious... one of the best stand-up shows I ever saw. Died for 2 hours straight...

The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?


And fuck yes, I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!

Sirhr
best ever.. all the lines and MORE in this HBO Special
 

Once at a restaurant several years ago a young guy was stuck in a parking lot because his car wouldn't start.

I asked if it was a standard, he said yes and then it took me several minutes to explain in detail why he didn't have to wait for a tow truck because we could push start it.

I enlisted some help, we pushed it across the parking lot 3 times with no luck.

Apparently I didn't take enough minutes to explain it because he finally asked if he should turn the key. I should have dedicated at least 30 seconds to the key part instead of just mentioning it at the beginning. Millennials.
 
Once at a restaurant several years ago a young guy was stuck in a parking lot because his car wouldn't start.

I asked if it was a standard, he said yes and then it took me several minutes to explain in detail why he didn't have to wait for a tow truck because we could push start it.

I enlisted some help, we pushed it across the parking lot 3 times with no luck.

Apparently I didn't take enough minutes to explain it because he finally asked if he should turn the key. I should have dedicated at least 30 seconds to the key part instead of just mentioning it at the beginning. Millennials.

My driver didn't retain the part where I told them to put it in 3rd gear. It was in "no" gear.

Keith