Butchering a Jethro Tull song. (Bungle in the Jungle.)
"And it's one slug
in the bunghole"
Butchering a Bon Jovi song. (You Give Love a Bad Name)
"Shot in the ass and your to blame.
Darling you give robbers a bad name."
Butchering a Billy Joel Song. (Only the Good Die Young.)
"Some say it's better, I say it ain't.
This guy gets shot in the taint..."