Pets put to sleep

[Son of Dorn]

Yep. Everybody's heard the old joke about Ben Franklin saying beer is God's gift to man and proof that he wants us to be happy. That's not true at all (the quote, nor the idea that Ben Franklin said it, haha). In fact, pets, and in my opinion dogs in particular, are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I can live without pets and I can live without beer, but I'd be happier with a pet than I would be with a beer.