CONGRATS bro!
I have a set of B/G twins coming in the next couple of weeks, do you have pro tips? haha!
Sure......Here we go;
Prepare to get puked on.
Prepare for poop under the fingernails.
Get used to "new smells". Quickly. It is important you get on board with this. You will lose this battle. Everyone does. If you resist, it will be that much harder on you in the long run.
Prepare to make and administer formula that you have no idea how it could sustain any form of life, human or otherwise.
Get used to Hamburger Helper and kissing the ass of people (inlaws) that feed you food that you could only dream about being able to afford. I actually like Hamburger Helper to this day. Tastes better than ass....
Make sure you have a good health insurance program from your employer. If lacking, sign up for supplemental. Even if you don't use it, make sure your kid(s) have regular visits to the doctor and they are in good shape/condition.
Do not idly stand in or block doorways or stairwells.
Prepare for very little sleep. You'll live. It just won't seem that way. It will get better (in the blink of an eye).
Never let them misbehave (scream/throw temper tantrums) in public places, particularly airplanes. (I fly/travel a lot and detest parents of screaming kids).
Prepare for intimacy with your family that can never be duplicated.
Prepare for fulfilment that you and your wife/partner will never have with anyone else. Ever.
Never take your wife/life partner for granted. Always assume she is working harder than you, because she usually is. If not, there is a big problem and is outside the scope of this post/thread.
Get a dog. Size/breed is a personal preference and not allowed to be criticized/scrutinized by others. You want a Newfoundland ? Get a Newfoundland. I did. Fuck anyone that doesn't like it. Chihuahuas ? Thats a different story.
Never, ever, under any circumstances, no matter how frustrated you might become, abuse anyone, particularly a child. Period.
Rise to the occasion.
Simple things matter.
Always take the high road, never behave like a shitbag.
Support your partner and take the wheel when (preferrably before) they become weary of looking after the little ones. Never take her for granted. If you do, expect that she will return the favor. Usually, in a very unpleasant manner.
Never, ever, cease forward motion at, or around the bottom of an escalator.
Prepare to be the biggest, most important, most comforting, most satisfying part of a new human being's new life.
When in line, always have your money ready
before you get to the ticket window.
It is life altering (for the better) and just amazing. It is a lot of work, but one of the most satisfying, yet humbling things you will ever do.
You will make mistakes. Everyone does. Always strive to do the right thing and do the best you can. All the little shit will come out in the wash.
Never cease forward motion/walking in the middle of an aisle, passageway, or sidewalk. Move off to the side, then stop. I don’t care if you can’t find your airplane ticket or Starbucks card. Tough shit, stay out of other people’s way.
Be very wary of "experts" on the subject of raising children, including me. However, I'm not an expert, so you can trust me. (see below).
Never trust anyone that says "Trust me". Not even me. Not for a minute.
There's a lot more, but you get the gist of it. Now, just go do it, get started. No one else started out as anything other than a novice, regardless of what they may have told you.