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Bitch be Krazy

Yeah, I found out the hard way one New Year's. Really cold, for Houston and needed to get the fire pit going. No lighter fluid so used gas. Got distracted and waited too long to light it. Sure enough, nice Fireball... LOL. Was reminded of part of an Eddie Murphy skit... now that's a fire look at that... Roll him around he'll be alright...lol
 
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We had our own fuel supply on the property when I was growing up.... Learned about the "vapor" thing the hard way. Took awhile for my eyebrows to grow back. 😶

Every country boy learns the gas lesson the hard way, since every country boy is boderline pyro.

Mine came when burning a very large brush pile. Poured a bunch of gas on it. Stepped back a few feet and threw a lit paper-wad toward the pile. Damn entire brush pile jumped like 4 feet off the ground and rattled the windows in the house.

Had a new (non movie) apreciation for gasoline after that...
 
Every country boy learns the gas lesson the hard way, since every country boy is boderline pyro.

Mine came when burning a very large brush pile. Poured a bunch of gas on it. Stepped back a few feet and threw a lit paper-wad toward the pile. Damn entire brush pile jumped like 4 feet off the ground and rattled the windows in the house.

Had a new (non movie) apreciation for gasoline after that...
Not every country boy, some of us were smart enough to learn from our little brother who tried the same thing and walked away with no eyebrows😂

Edited to add: as an adult I realized it's much safer to ignite the pile with a bottle rocket
 
Every country boy learns the gas lesson the hard way, since every country boy is boderline pyro.

Mine came when burning a very large brush pile. Poured a bunch of gas on it. Stepped back a few feet and threw a lit paper-wad toward the pile. Damn entire brush pile jumped like 4 feet off the ground and rattled the windows in the house.

Had a new (non movie) apreciation for gasoline after that...

When my dad bought a farm it had a dilapidated old wooden barn. He decided the easiest way to get rid of it was to burn it. Filled it full of gasoline. by the time he got down to the first floor I reckon the vapors had expanded so when he lit the match the whole top floor blew off. He was lucky that night but I learned a good lesson.

I still love burning trash in the barrel with plenty of gas. It makes such a nice sound.
 
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If he has insurance then she is doing him a favor, i saw the video on Utube earlier. She really did seem like the crazy type.
 
What would of made this video epic if she caught fire herself running around the parking lot like a human torch.
And they cry like babies when they can't get a job.
Blaming other people for their transgression is their special power. Thinking she could get away with burning that car. What a total B.
 
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I learned that lesson from my stepdad. Gas and a brush pile is rarely a good idea. Think droplets of gas vs cups.
 
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Every country boy learns the gas lesson the hard way, since every country boy is boderline pyro.

Mine came when burning a very large brush pile. Poured a bunch of gas on it. Stepped back a few feet and threw a lit paper-wad toward the pile. Damn entire brush pile jumped like 4 feet off the ground and rattled the windows in the house.

Had a new (non movie) apreciation for gasoline after that...

Did the exact same thing when I was nine or ten.
 
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I am laughing my ass off on this. I knew this was going to happen. I worked on fuel systems in the Air Force. Too funny. Look mom...no brains. 🤣 Wish it had been AVGAS or JP-4.

Paging @Mike Casselton. I know you will appreciate this.
 
If you are going to burn a brush pile, use diesel............also throw in as many old tires as you can find...........big, hot fire,
plus a little smoke........

A P6 ARFF truck owned by the Royal Netherlands Air Force fighting a tire fire near Amsterdam Schiphol airport. Burned for days.

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while I am in no way supporting arson or those that do it , maybe the guy should not have slept with her sister or what ever he did to piss her off that badly hell has no furry like a woman scorned . Not the first nor last woman to go after a man that did her wrong .
 
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It's an E-ONE P611 ARFF. 1005 HP V12. Holds 3000 gallons of water, 1320 GPM discharge from roof turret. GVWR 110,000 lbs. 0-50 mph <35 seconds. Top speed, governed, 70 MPH.

Is this still available?