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sirhrmechanic

sirhrmechanic

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Spotted and photographed today in Columbus Ohio. This is the funniest thing you will see in the Internet all week.

This is some kind of Wackenhut guy filling his Ersatz Ferrari with air at a filling station as we drove by.

Krylon Racing stripes. Scuderia Ferrari stickers everywhere. Including fenders and wheel centers.

Not to mention a face diaper.

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The level of win in these photos is simply off the charts….

Please…. Please let him not be here on SH. Because that would permanently break the Internet. Like a black hole sucking up our solar system….

But if you are here, sir, I have only one question for you. Are you trying to be Crockett or the other one????

Sirhr

PS… epic meme potential here. And these are public domain as of this moment!
 
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I forgot to ask you car guys: is that like some kind of tongue sticking out? Like some kind of Ferrari aerodynamic feature that I missed on all of the Ferraris that I’ve seen? Maybe like a formula one nose or something?

Maybe trying to attract the chicks? I’m just trying to figure that front end out. Because wow.
 
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sirhrmechanic said:
I forgot to ask you car guys: is that like some kind of tongue sticking out? Like some kind of Ferrari aerodynamic feature that I missed on all of the Ferraris that I’ve seen? Maybe like a formula one nose or something?

Maybe trying to attract the chicks? I’m just trying to figure that front end out. Because wow.
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It is some sort of gay-ass aftermarket aero pieces that most assuredly make the car handle worse, if that’s possible. Dive planes and canards do serve a legitimate purpose, just not on this nerd’s daughter’s car
 
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It’s columbus, ohio. What would you expect haha. On a side note, he’s not that far from Rayners or Thunder Valley, so maybe he was getting ready to head there
 
sirhrmechanic said:
Spotted and photographed today in Columbus Ohio. This is the funniest thing you will see in the Internet all week.

This is some kind of Wackenhut guy filling his Ersatz Ferrari with air at a filling station as we drove by.

Krylon Racing stripes. Scuderia Ferrari stickers everywhere. Including fenders and wheel centers.

Not to mention a face diaper.

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The level of win in these photos is simply off the charts….

Please…. Please let him not be here on SH. Because that would permanently break the Internet. Like a black hole sucking up our solar system….

But if you are here, sir, I have only one question for you. Are you trying to be Crockett or the other one????

Sirhr

PS… epic meme potential here. And these are public domain as of this moment!
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I can't even comprehend these pictures.

Is that a Mall Ninja?
 
Solid work, we had a local with silver duct tape stripes on 75 camero.
Foot wide at least.
Brush painted puke gray-blue.

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Sooooo, does that like come in a kit you can order? Do they have different color options? Asking for a friend that like to catch them dumb hoes.
 
You guys have never seen this before?

There was shit like this all over the place in NY. I used to work for safelite autoglass out of high school.

I had an appointment to change the windshield on a porsche cayenne one day and an early 90's volvo station wagon with cayenne emblems pulled into the shop. I had to explain to him that windshields aren't interchangeable between car models... that his porsche was actually a volvo and that I knew his little secret. He was devastated and left me a bad review.
 
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