If you were in charge, and any ideas you had became law, without worrying about Congress, what would you do?
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Not in this order:
Build a wall
Make English the official language of the US
No more "hyphenated Americans"
Reduce the number of immigrants accepted into the US annually
Make immigration laws for the US more closely match those of Mexico
Make later term abortions illegal
Abolish sanctuary cities
Constitutional carry and mandatory protection of the 2A
If on an entitlement there would be mandatory drug testing and community service unless the person is physically or mentally disabled
Immediate work on improving US infrastructure
Add PETA and ANTIFA to the domestic terror list
Make lingerie football the national sport of the USA
ALL members of Congress would have the same EXACT benefits as the citizenry
There are many others but I an getting power drunk at this point.
Build a wall
Make English the official language of the US
No more "hyphenated Americans"
Reduce the number of immigrants accepted into the US annually
Make immigration laws for the US more closely match those of Mexico
Make later term abortions illegal
Abolish sanctuary cities
Constitutional carry and mandatory protection of the 2A
If on an entitlement there would be mandatory drug testing and community service unless the person is physically or mentally disabled
Immediate work on improving US infrastructure
Add PETA and ANTIFA to the domestic terror list
Make lingerie football the national sport of the USA
ALL members of Congress would have the same EXACT benefits as the citizenry
There are many others but I an getting power drunk at this point.
Outlaw Liberals and their ideals.
That would fix 99.9% of all of our problems.
That would fix 99.9% of all of our problems.
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Get rid of everything not outlined In the constitution.
Institute a mandatory death penalty for any politicians who willfully subvert the constitution in the future
Institute a mandatory death penalty for any politicians who willfully subvert the constitution in the future
Term limits on congress and senate.
One bill, one vote. No poison pills added, no piggy backing bad shit to a good bill just to get it to pass...
One bill, one vote. No poison pills added, no piggy backing bad shit to a good bill just to get it to pass...
too late now but in my 20's I always said that when we gave out foreign aid along with the US check came the US catalog. You could purchase anything you need.............from us. No billion dollars to be spent in some other economy.
Rich
Rich
That's basically how our aid to Israel goes these days.
3 Billion+ per year to Israel = 3 Billion to our well connected defense contractors
Everybody is happy (except the taxpayers, but they are too stupid to care mostly).
Those that are hired, appointed or elected to a position that requires an oath to support and defend the constitution would be held accountable.
No free rides, no fuck ups.
Treason = a public hanging.
No getting rich in a public office.
As pointed out above, all bills/laws must be stand alone. No riders.
All unconstitutional laws would be stricken.
Checks and balances would return with a vengeance.
Term limits for all public offices to include LE.
Congress and Senate, etc would have to abide by the laws they pass and have the same healthcare and retirement systems.
No one term retirement packages.
Government bail outs would end along with jail time for those who pay out golden parachutes to those who fail to run their business. The parachute harms the companies and mostly their employees. (Very slippery slope to enforce)
Immigration laws enforced.
Shit can handouts of foreign visas. To get the Visa, you must prove that the job cannot be done by an American citizen.
Create law that prevents foreign ownership of American land, water, minerals or air space.
On my second day in office, I would eliminate most laws concerning private ownership of firearms and accessories.
I would go shooting on my lunch break.
Bring industry and manufacturing back home where it belongs.
No free rides, no fuck ups.
Treason = a public hanging.
No getting rich in a public office.
As pointed out above, all bills/laws must be stand alone. No riders.
All unconstitutional laws would be stricken.
Checks and balances would return with a vengeance.
Term limits for all public offices to include LE.
Congress and Senate, etc would have to abide by the laws they pass and have the same healthcare and retirement systems.
No one term retirement packages.
Government bail outs would end along with jail time for those who pay out golden parachutes to those who fail to run their business. The parachute harms the companies and mostly their employees. (Very slippery slope to enforce)
Immigration laws enforced.
Shit can handouts of foreign visas. To get the Visa, you must prove that the job cannot be done by an American citizen.
Create law that prevents foreign ownership of American land, water, minerals or air space.
On my second day in office, I would eliminate most laws concerning private ownership of firearms and accessories.
I would go shooting on my lunch break.
Bring industry and manufacturing back home where it belongs.
Oh, I almost forgot. Fix the liberal/commie run school system and make PE and safe firearms training mandatory.
Bring back school supported shooting programs.
Ass whippings would be okay again
Bring back school supported shooting programs.
Ass whippings would be okay again
Our system of government is already fairly good.
Changes:
Term limits on all higher offices.
Any bill that that will effect citizens will be tried by congress/senate people ect for at least one year before being implimented nation wide.
Abolishment of lobbying.
Abolishment of "foreign aid"
Trade agreements will be exactly what the other countries do to our goods imported.
Abolish the Fed and audit them for the last 50 years.
Require the SCOTUS to follow only the constitution without "interpretation". crazy right?
Build a 50 foot wall along the southern border and suppliment with hightech toys.
Kickout all Illegal aliens, they've proven they aren't law abiding.
H1b visa removal and eject the folks here on it.
Removal of all living retirement plans(golden parachutes) of all working/retired main gov employees.
They can take part in the SS fiasco they created.
Abolish the idea of State/Federal forced/provided healthcare and let free people decide on their own.
Put a moratorium on any immigration until the current squatters are removed.
Enforce/prosecute with zeal any employer that tries to hire illegals.
Hold all citizens to and equal standard in education/legal matters/responsibility.
Abolish Affirmative action.
Abolish welfare.
Control our own money/amount printed in circulation.
Tell the Fed to stick the interest due up their ass.
Recall loans to First World countries that have defaulted. (you wouldn't believe who is on this list)
Tell the UN to eat a bag of dicks.
Tell the EU they have until the end of 19 to clean their desk out.
Use the SEALs/Delta/SS to decimate the cartels, freeze their bank accounts to finance the ops and build the wall.
Any Bank found laudering the above is SOL.
Fully investigate any and all "charities" starting with any that were started by politicians.
This is just the thoughts off of the top of my head.
R
Changes:
Term limits on all higher offices.
Any bill that that will effect citizens will be tried by congress/senate people ect for at least one year before being implimented nation wide.
Abolishment of lobbying.
Abolishment of "foreign aid"
Trade agreements will be exactly what the other countries do to our goods imported.
Abolish the Fed and audit them for the last 50 years.
Require the SCOTUS to follow only the constitution without "interpretation". crazy right?
Build a 50 foot wall along the southern border and suppliment with hightech toys.
Kickout all Illegal aliens, they've proven they aren't law abiding.
H1b visa removal and eject the folks here on it.
Removal of all living retirement plans(golden parachutes) of all working/retired main gov employees.
They can take part in the SS fiasco they created.
Abolish the idea of State/Federal forced/provided healthcare and let free people decide on their own.
Put a moratorium on any immigration until the current squatters are removed.
Enforce/prosecute with zeal any employer that tries to hire illegals.
Hold all citizens to and equal standard in education/legal matters/responsibility.
Abolish Affirmative action.
Abolish welfare.
Control our own money/amount printed in circulation.
Tell the Fed to stick the interest due up their ass.
Recall loans to First World countries that have defaulted. (you wouldn't believe who is on this list)
Tell the UN to eat a bag of dicks.
Tell the EU they have until the end of 19 to clean their desk out.
Use the SEALs/Delta/SS to decimate the cartels, freeze their bank accounts to finance the ops and build the wall.
Any Bank found laudering the above is SOL.
Fully investigate any and all "charities" starting with any that were started by politicians.
This is just the thoughts off of the top of my head.
R
Bring back the gold standard, quit printing money.
All income tax paid to the state , state pays the feds 10% for the standing military and border defense. The states can spend or waste the funds however they wish.
Audit the Federal Reserve. Then shut it down.
Repeal the 17th amendment.
Restrict Executive power.
Move the capital to the center of the nation.
The Congress has 120 days a year to do their job. Period.
Treat illegal immigration as an hostile invading force. React accordingly.
Abolish all state/federal employee unions.
I've a lot more, one final thought: Get AOC a job as a waitress in a redneck greasy spoon. Maybe a touch of reality would grow her up.
All income tax paid to the state , state pays the feds 10% for the standing military and border defense. The states can spend or waste the funds however they wish.
Audit the Federal Reserve. Then shut it down.
Repeal the 17th amendment.
Restrict Executive power.
Move the capital to the center of the nation.
The Congress has 120 days a year to do their job. Period.
Treat illegal immigration as an hostile invading force. React accordingly.
Abolish all state/federal employee unions.
I've a lot more, one final thought: Get AOC a job as a waitress in a redneck greasy spoon. Maybe a touch of reality would grow her up.
1. Stop all forms of Immigration, enforce e_Verify, stop chain migration, dual citizenship and visa lotteries, cancel all H1b visas. Bounties paid to capturers of deportees.
2. Mandate sterilization of anyone collecting public benefits.
3. Shield the Electric Grid.
4. Mandate domestic manufacturing of all critical components like chips, aircraft, weapons, high technology using US-mined and refined raw materials. Ban foreign computer chips from our markets.
5. Pull all troops back from foreign countries, close our foreign bases, end all foreign aid and multilateral trade agreements.
6. Break up all the monopolies especially in technology.
7. Lay off Federal Washington, shutter Departments of Energy, Education, etc. Streamline multiple redundant agencies, raze K Street and turn Washington DC into a national monument around the Mall, burn the rest.
8. Allow communities to manage themselves as they see fit, with small neighborhood schools being the focal point of human scale government.
9. No Federal or State taxes, pay for expenditures via tariffs and usage fees.
10. Allow anyone to challenge test any profession, making it possible to avoid college to become a professional and bankrupting all but the best universities teaching practical subjects.
2. Mandate sterilization of anyone collecting public benefits.
3. Shield the Electric Grid.
4. Mandate domestic manufacturing of all critical components like chips, aircraft, weapons, high technology using US-mined and refined raw materials. Ban foreign computer chips from our markets.
5. Pull all troops back from foreign countries, close our foreign bases, end all foreign aid and multilateral trade agreements.
6. Break up all the monopolies especially in technology.
7. Lay off Federal Washington, shutter Departments of Energy, Education, etc. Streamline multiple redundant agencies, raze K Street and turn Washington DC into a national monument around the Mall, burn the rest.
8. Allow communities to manage themselves as they see fit, with small neighborhood schools being the focal point of human scale government.
9. No Federal or State taxes, pay for expenditures via tariffs and usage fees.
10. Allow anyone to challenge test any profession, making it possible to avoid college to become a professional and bankrupting all but the best universities teaching practical subjects.
Create a federal drivers license, make everyone retake the test every two years and if you failed the test I would send you to re-education camp.
Geez... So many new laws, WTF guys?
The solution is less laws, not more laws. Start with the abolishment of the Gun Control Acts of 1934 and 1968.
The solution is less laws, not more laws. Start with the abolishment of the Gun Control Acts of 1934 and 1968.
A couple to add:
Voter ID...period
If you don’t pay taxes, you don’t vote, local, state and federal.
Voter ID...period
If you don’t pay taxes, you don’t vote, local, state and federal.
Pretty much entirely of what both Mike and Rthur said! I honestly don't think I could add much to it except for mandatory death penalties in every state for any felony committed due to the transport or sale of illegal drugs. Rape would also be included.
I don't care if daddy wasn't around when you were a child or you just needed the money. I'll sleep just fine at night... Let me throw the switch.
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If I was in charge, I’d make Thanos look like an underachiever.
What Rthur said
Plus install a guillotine in front of Congress. Any member willfully seeking to pass a law that does not strictly adhere to the Constitution would be immediately escorted to it with their head placed on a pike
Allow states to secede if the Union is no longer of benefit
Abolish the 16th Amendment
Remove the prefatory clause of the 2nd Amendment
Require potential voters obtain a license not only with a vaild ID but also passing an exam similar to the one given for a citizenship test AND having a GED minimum education
Plus install a guillotine in front of Congress. Any member willfully seeking to pass a law that does not strictly adhere to the Constitution would be immediately escorted to it with their head placed on a pike
Allow states to secede if the Union is no longer of benefit
Abolish the 16th Amendment
Remove the prefatory clause of the 2nd Amendment
Require potential voters obtain a license not only with a vaild ID but also passing an exam similar to the one given for a citizenship test AND having a GED minimum education
Give California back to Mexico with a wall built on the state border, if they either don't want Cali or in about a week gave it back install enough explosives along the fault line and give California the independence it so really desires.
After that what Rthur said.
After that what Rthur said.
1. Elected officials are paid the price of .5 oz. of gold per week.
2. Elected officials are subject to using healthcare equivalent to Medicare
3. Lobbying would be illegal
4. Any and all attempts at subsidizing anything would be treated as theft and punished accordingly.
5. Term limits for all federal elected officials, governors and judges of all levels, including SCOTUS
6. Elected officials are allowed to contribute to a 401(k) but there is no taxpayer funded matching
7. Congress meets for one weekend a month, two weeks a year via GoToMeeting
8. All elected officials travel on their own dime
Probably a bunch more if I sat and thought about it.
2. Elected officials are subject to using healthcare equivalent to Medicare
3. Lobbying would be illegal
4. Any and all attempts at subsidizing anything would be treated as theft and punished accordingly.
5. Term limits for all federal elected officials, governors and judges of all levels, including SCOTUS
6. Elected officials are allowed to contribute to a 401(k) but there is no taxpayer funded matching
7. Congress meets for one weekend a month, two weeks a year via GoToMeeting
8. All elected officials travel on their own dime
Probably a bunch more if I sat and thought about it.
First I would round up all politicians and put them in gizmo! I would also send all American hating leftist on a one way ticket to Venezuela or face death by hanging! I would have bounty on illegals as army jerry had said! There would be a five year zero immigration policy! All americans capable of work must have 40 hr week job! Taxes 7 percent across the board! No more special interest or pork! Squash antics, Blm, metoo and any communist entity! Any company working illegals would be fine 25000000 dollars or 10 yr prison sentence with one meal per day, no tv no phone! Anyone caught stealing would have both hands removed, at the cost of the perp! Lump California and New York into one seperate country.. they have to supply for themselves! Make legal all rifles, suppressors, etc! Pay for your own healthcare from anywhere you choose! Pull all soldiers out of foriegn countries and put them to work building I frastructure !nuke anyone who fucks with us! Zero tolerance!!
TERM LIMITS
NO GOVERNMENT PENSIONS
YOUR JOB HAS TO BE DEFINED IN THE CONSTITUTION
ANY AGENCY AFTER 1780 is ABOLISHED
FLAT TAX ON SALES ONLY
NO INCOME TAX
NO PROPERTY TAX
NO DEATH TAX
NO WELTH TAX
NO SUBSIDIES FOR ABLE BODIED PEOPLE
WELLFARE TAPERS TO ZERO AFTER 3 YEARS
NO GOVERNMENT PENSIONS
YOUR JOB HAS TO BE DEFINED IN THE CONSTITUTION
ANY AGENCY AFTER 1780 is ABOLISHED
FLAT TAX ON SALES ONLY
NO INCOME TAX
NO PROPERTY TAX
NO DEATH TAX
NO WELTH TAX
NO SUBSIDIES FOR ABLE BODIED PEOPLE
WELLFARE TAPERS TO ZERO AFTER 3 YEARS
Its a long, long list but the gist of it would be WAY less laws, much more emphasis on personal responsibility and putting citizens first over anything. If you are an illegal or not a citizen, you have no rights here and even less of a right to receive anything from us.
I'd reign in government bloat by basically starting with so much oversight that it would be too much of a hassle to be a 'professional' politician than to attempt the level of graft and kickbacks seen now would be near impossible; this would be followed by heavy tax reform to include a flat use tax and cutting down on any services paid for by taxes to essential only. Things like everyone paying for a school system they do not have children in, and child tax credits would disappear.
Any gov positions that are not elected will be reviewed for need and redundancy as well as compared against its private sector equal in a determination of need, private sector outsourcing or compensation realignment. This would be government wide on all levels; I'd expect this to reduce the government workforce by no less than 60%.
We would remove ourselves from the UN. We would put a hard ceiling limit on foreign aid and have the countries we have identified as possible recipients basically thunder dome style fight over it to show us what would be in it for the citizens of the US if we gave you this money. The new way of doing the budget is that we meet our budget or we cut things until we do; end of story, no new ceilings.
Voting would require an ID. Voter fraud would be a capitol crime. The official language would be English and there would be absolutely zero tax money going to any form of help for people not speaking English (i.e. in court, multiple versions of documents in different languages, etc). Immigration would be granted to people we need; not because your 3rd world ass showed up. Things like thew work visa process would be so heavily scrutinized on a need versus domestic availability that it could not exist in its current form.
If we show up to fight; know that we are going to kill all of you. We don't really want to come over there, but unlike in the past, we no longer care about feelings, blown up shit and refugees. Our ROE will be so short our military members will be able to memorize it after the first time they are made aware of it. Don't start shit and we won't have to kill off 80% of your population. Our military's new motto would be that we only fight people once.
I'd reign in government bloat by basically starting with so much oversight that it would be too much of a hassle to be a 'professional' politician than to attempt the level of graft and kickbacks seen now would be near impossible; this would be followed by heavy tax reform to include a flat use tax and cutting down on any services paid for by taxes to essential only. Things like everyone paying for a school system they do not have children in, and child tax credits would disappear.
Any gov positions that are not elected will be reviewed for need and redundancy as well as compared against its private sector equal in a determination of need, private sector outsourcing or compensation realignment. This would be government wide on all levels; I'd expect this to reduce the government workforce by no less than 60%.
We would remove ourselves from the UN. We would put a hard ceiling limit on foreign aid and have the countries we have identified as possible recipients basically thunder dome style fight over it to show us what would be in it for the citizens of the US if we gave you this money. The new way of doing the budget is that we meet our budget or we cut things until we do; end of story, no new ceilings.
Voting would require an ID. Voter fraud would be a capitol crime. The official language would be English and there would be absolutely zero tax money going to any form of help for people not speaking English (i.e. in court, multiple versions of documents in different languages, etc). Immigration would be granted to people we need; not because your 3rd world ass showed up. Things like thew work visa process would be so heavily scrutinized on a need versus domestic availability that it could not exist in its current form.
If we show up to fight; know that we are going to kill all of you. We don't really want to come over there, but unlike in the past, we no longer care about feelings, blown up shit and refugees. Our ROE will be so short our military members will be able to memorize it after the first time they are made aware of it. Don't start shit and we won't have to kill off 80% of your population. Our military's new motto would be that we only fight people once.
Term limits for all offices
Balanced budget amendment, add language allowing for a deficit during a extreme crisis but must be balanced and under repayment within 10 years-should get through a world war or depression
End direct election of senators - your vote really doesn’t matter for the senate anyway, to removed from the people yet impossible to get rid of, return to the founding guidance - this should reduce polarization of the senate
Repeal the NFA
Force the government to be more transparent, not sure exactly how to do it, but look at the Trump investigation, fusion gps, fisa warrant, DNC payed for lies, the whole thing smells like shit and needs to be 100% public knowledge, let the people decide if it was proper,
How many “deep state” moves have been pulled over the decades guiding this nation from behind the curtain
in other words - drain the swamp
Balanced budget amendment, add language allowing for a deficit during a extreme crisis but must be balanced and under repayment within 10 years-should get through a world war or depression
End direct election of senators - your vote really doesn’t matter for the senate anyway, to removed from the people yet impossible to get rid of, return to the founding guidance - this should reduce polarization of the senate
Repeal the NFA
Force the government to be more transparent, not sure exactly how to do it, but look at the Trump investigation, fusion gps, fisa warrant, DNC payed for lies, the whole thing smells like shit and needs to be 100% public knowledge, let the people decide if it was proper,
How many “deep state” moves have been pulled over the decades guiding this nation from behind the curtain
in other words - drain the swamp
- Eliminate USC and replace it with 3 pages of codified federal laws, all of which have to be approved by 70% of the US populace
- see above for any new laws congress wishes to pass. 3 pages. that’s it. 10 point font, maximum word count total, popular approval required. I don’t mean new laws must be restricted to 3 pages. I mean USC can only ever grow to 3 pages.
- Master government employment term limit of 5 years. All positions, all agencies. Once you reach 5 years you can never work for the government again. Only exception is military.
- No more war on drugs - merely government run “reciprocal injury” programs where that which you do to others is done to you.
- Ban any religion that in any way advocates violence against non-believers in its core documents.
- Reciprocal trade agreements.
- No more federal law enforcement. At all. Any violations get sent down to a local agency that gets to decide if the enforcement occurs.
Term limits.
Jail time for Representatives that propose/sponsor unconstitutional legislation.
Medicare for everyone.
Flat rate tax - no deductions, no excuses. If ya made $1000 last year ya pay $100. If ya made $10,000,000 ya pay $1,000,000.
All Congress folks and Senators get the same healthcare options and SS as the rest of US.
1 vote = 1 vote. Election fraud carries the death penalty. We all get a paper receipt for how we voted.
Recall of elected officials - officials that fail to perform can be fired within 6 months. Elected officials that do the exact opposite of their campaign platform can be fired and prosecuted.
All elections are publicly funded - no dark/unaccounted for money. People who buy/bribe/fund elected officials face the death penalty.
That'll start it.
VooDoo
Jail time for Representatives that propose/sponsor unconstitutional legislation.
Medicare for everyone.
Flat rate tax - no deductions, no excuses. If ya made $1000 last year ya pay $100. If ya made $10,000,000 ya pay $1,000,000.
All Congress folks and Senators get the same healthcare options and SS as the rest of US.
1 vote = 1 vote. Election fraud carries the death penalty. We all get a paper receipt for how we voted.
Recall of elected officials - officials that fail to perform can be fired within 6 months. Elected officials that do the exact opposite of their campaign platform can be fired and prosecuted.
All elections are publicly funded - no dark/unaccounted for money. People who buy/bribe/fund elected officials face the death penalty.
That'll start it.
VooDoo
The commerce clause needs rewording , instead of among several states it should read between the several states
I think all elected officials should be paid the median income of the people they represent.
lololol, there'd be a lot of poor ass democrats in office.
Looks slowly over at the California Dems.
First and foremost, I’d declare a dictatorship. Then I would appoint all of you belligerents to my cabinet and make just about all the changes mentioned above. Then I would restore the constitution 1791 style, make accurate American and world history mandatory studies along with economics. Then after all my work was done (should take a week or so) I would step down after the next election so we could resume life in the greatest constitutional republic ever known to man, by God!!!
Alright there maximus decimus meridius
The wait for a suppressor should be as long as it takes to ring up and pay.
Imma have a beer and mount my new flash hider.
PS: @TheGerman is really dreaming. Only Kenyan born non-natives can be president......
Yes to less laws, more freedom. Yes to reigning in government spending and more accountability of the leadership. Yes to letting people make their own damn decisions and living with the consequences (if there are any). Yes to less taxes, less wasteful spending.
One exception: Anyone who litters (and appropriate evidence gathered) maybe shot on sight. If they survive, mandatory 5 year sentence on a chain gang cleaning up trash. I fucking hate people who litter.
One exception: Anyone who litters (and appropriate evidence gathered) maybe shot on sight. If they survive, mandatory 5 year sentence on a chain gang cleaning up trash. I fucking hate people who litter.
And you my good man would be my press secretary!! ????
Step 1: Appoint this woman absolute ruler
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