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Damn never in a million years would I thought I would have said this but here goes.
I want to be Tom Cruise.
I want to be Tom Cruise.
You get a beating, and you get a beating, and you get a beating ...
God damn! I am not even remotely a good fighter and I want to take up this 'entry level' challenge, like how CDL training program attendees are always given an evaluation run in a stick shift car just to see how they can handle their shit on a real road. 
Seriously, being from the city I have seen a lot of people like that. They take a few sessions in a gym, maybe purchase a membership too, pump some iron and suddenly they think they can issue a challenge to fight to anyone that gets in their way, including coworkers and cops.
Seriously, being from the city I have seen a lot of people like that. They take a few sessions in a gym, maybe purchase a membership too, pump some iron and suddenly they think they can issue a challenge to fight to anyone that gets in their way, including coworkers and cops.
Pass the popcorn ...
I can see it now Billy Mays promoting Oxy clean and the new slightly abused Bieber floor mop.
I'd like a piece of that. It would look almost exactly like this:
What was Knoxville thinking? Butter bean hit like a freight train. He was fat, but he was a no fucking joke boxer.
I just don’t even understand this. Why Cruise? Are they in some sort of Hollywood girl fight on the Internet?
I just don’t even understand this. Why Cruise? Are they in some sort of Hollywood girl fight on the Internet?
The BBC take: https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-48580157
This challenge puts Tom Cruise in exactly the same situation as a Thailand sex tourist in an argument with a lady-boy.
1) If he fights and wins he beat up a girl---what kind of a man is he anyhow
2) If he fights and looses he got beat up by a girl---what kind of a wimp is he anyhow
3) If he ignores the challenge he gets called a coward
So in the final analysis the only smart thing for him to do is laugh it off.
1) If he fights and wins he beat up a girl---what kind of a man is he anyhow
2) If he fights and looses he got beat up by a girl---what kind of a wimp is he anyhow
3) If he ignores the challenge he gets called a coward
So in the final analysis the only smart thing for him to do is laugh it off.
1. While true 50% of the population of the earth will rejoice.
2. Should take ritualistic hari kari set with in case of this outcome.
3. Possibly but only to the 100 million teenaged girls who follow JB.
R
Dandies have a sense of style, albeit an exaggerated one. Bieber's is a mash-up of Dolce & Gabbana meets Wal*Mart. A foppish poof, perhaps, but not a dandy.
True. I stand corrected.
No idea what any of that means. Guess I'm not woke.
Have a banana, Eddie.
Too much potassium. How 'bout a breakfast burrito instead?
Thesaurus Rex with an attitude this a.m.
Or even if they didn't and were really thrashing each other!
My wife HATES Cruise because all of his weird Scientology shit, but I have to admit I would like to see him pummel Bieber.
Remember the South American Drug Lord who had a Bieber shrine in his palace? Every time I hear his name or see him that's all I can think about... Love the bullet holes too!
My wife HATES Cruise because all of his weird Scientology shit, but I have to admit I would like to see him pummel Bieber.
Remember the South American Drug Lord who had a Bieber shrine in his palace? Every time I hear his name or see him that's all I can think about... Love the bullet holes too!
This Brazilian Drug Lord Is a Huge Justin Bieber Fan
Some 2,600 police and army operatives swept through a Brazilian slum on Sunday, seizing 11 tons of marijuana and "a small arsenal" of weapons—including a missile—from a notorious drug gang. They also found a Justin Bieber mural.
gawker.com
The little dumbass didn't even tag Cruise in his call out, he's just trying to act tough.
Man gettin in the octagon with the Biebs sure beats the hell outta throwin a keg at a cardboard cutout of him . ?
Does the church of scientology allow this??? I hope so hahaha ... I could do it if I had to but right now it would be hard to think of that many things more fun to watch on tv while having a few IPA's than watching beiber get his ass kicked repeatedly if he's tough enough not to give up after the first punch lands
Wasn't that back in the day when MTV did the celebrity boxing matches?
Vanilla Ice vs Willis.
Ol Todd whipped that ice man.
Mentioned this to the guys in work and it devolved to vameshow hosts we would like seen kicked in the nuts .
Be careful. Some of them are tougher than they look...
Someone should tag in garandman. This thread could be EPIC!
We should invite Rocky back and stick him in the cage with Garandman.
Tom can’t respond to this challenge because he purged almost all of his thetans. One more and he gets a free slurpie.
I wish Celebrity Death Match was still around. Or maybe Robot Chicken has already done something like this. Either way they both probably have more strains of the Herp than able to be documented so I guess they deserve each other.
He is too mature for our middle school shenanigans.
You know, I think I missed that one?
Heard some ramblings about it though. Kinda like here I guess.
I even tried to search for it ?
Sorry. Not really
Why Tom Cruise? Do they dislike each other or is it just random? I don't follow any of this shit.
I'd be much more interested in Bieber vs David Hasselhoff
I'd be much more interested in Bieber vs David Hasselhoff
bieber is 25 and cruise is 56........what kind of challenge is that?
