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bigjake83

bigjake83

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    One of the things that I love about Snipershide is that it's a place where people can come and generally get sound advice.

    Me personally, I love helping other members out and sharing the knowledge that I have been given from others. I usually hang around the Semi Auto Gas operated section because it's just the shooting platform I enjoy the most. Once in awhile ill see some of you guys around there, I think the other day Maggot came over and got some help as well.

    BUT!.....lol

    Ever so often we get one of those "really special ones" that stop by, and in all my time here on the hide I have never seen somebody Shit the Bed so quickly in a thread, so I thought I would share this with you all.

    Mwalex this is for you.....?

     
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    Just wait till the Geritol gang wakes from their nappies. This has possibilities.......... I'd toss some fodder but I'm actually schooled enough to know 1st liar ain't gotta chance. ?
     
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    1J04 said:
    Just wait till the Geritol gang wakes from their nappies. This has possibilities.......... I'd toss some fodder but I'm actually schooled enough to know 1st liar ain't gotta chance. ?
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    What happened to your avatar? I want to see back and front flip shits.
     
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    What happened to your avatar? I want to see back and front flip shits.
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    It's broken and Frank won't fix it. I really don't wanna talk about it. It's distressing. I've actually had Member's contact me about it and tell me stories how it brightened up their days to see him jumping and pooping over the commode. But I don't wanna talk about it right now, it's distressing. I've even had Dads contact me and tell me their Child would sit on their lap while surfing the Hide and see him doing his acrobatic dookie moves and they'd share a laugh together and bond over the whole experience. But let's not talk about it right now.
















    @Lowlight
     
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    If u go to a nude beach, you dont have to hide your love member, you can just hang it out there for some sun and salt air. Just cant carry wallets.
    My sister said some bigger guys look funny though, with their gut hanging down far enough to hide the worm, said they have to be seekin it to pee..
    Sister said then the bugs are bad, u see the old guys guarding it with both hands...
    Sister said the old guys that think they are bad wolves get taken down by cougars pretty good in the beach bars, pointing n laughing at shriveled up members, that the guys think are a big barrel.
    Said a lot of guys get butt hurt when u make fun of their member...
    Said if u laugh at their manly stories, some get butt hurt n go home.
    Said some are pissier than others and no fun.
    Said some of the really drippy ones should hide their love members because they take the fun out of going to the beach.
    Sister said those big guys with hanging guts are really gross, big guts, flabby arms are like sails in the wind, would give a woman the pms...
    Sis would say, if you are gonna show it off, dont be a dick.

    Nude beaches, old guys talking shit, take a female shankster to appreciate them. Sister said hide that wormy love member... the beach ain't ready for it.
     
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    j-huskey said:
    If u go to a nude beach, you dont have to hide your love member, you can just hang it out there for some sun and salt air. Just cant carry wallets.
    My sister said some bigger guys look funny though, with their gut hanging down far enough to hide the worm, said they have to be seekin it to pee..
    Sister said then the bugs are bad, u see the old guys guarding it with both hands...
    Sister said the old guys that think they are bad wolves get taken down by cougars pretty good in the beach bars, pointing n laughing at shriveled up members, that the guys think are a big barrel.
    Said a lot of guys get butt hurt when u make fun of their member...
    Said if u laugh at their manly stories, some get butt hurt n go home.
    Said some are pissier than others and no fun.
    Said some of the really drippy ones should hide their love members because they take the fun out of going to the beach.
    Sister said those big guys with hanging guts are really gross, big guts, flabby arms are like sails in the wind, would give a woman the pms...
    Sis would say, if you are gonna show it off, dont be a dick.

    Nude beaches, old guys talking shit, take a female shankster to appreciate them. Sister said hide that wormy love member... the beach ain't ready for it.
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    The key is to not take yourself too seriously....maybe get an extension or two ?
     
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    I thought there would be chloroform. Didn't realize there were so many willing subjects .
    Anywho SURPRISE .????
     
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    bigjake83 said:
    One of the things that I love about Snipershide is that it's a place where people can come and generally get sound advice.

    Me personally, I love helping other members out and sharing the knowledge that I have been given from others. I usually hang around the Semi Auto Gas operated section because it's just the shooting platform I enjoy the most. Once in awhile ill see some of you guys around there, I think the other day Maggot came over and got some help as well.
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    Need a good chuckle this am.

    Maggot is loving his new PSA/Stag 24" SS Varmint AR. going out to sight her in next week. Thanks to all, esp Greg L.
     
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    I just had coffee. Should I go “love it” now?
    Was kinda planning to wait for later when I might have someone else love it for me.........

    Im gettin old. Twice a day might chafe a bit.
     
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    It's broken and Frank won't fix it. I really don't wanna talk about it. It's distressing. I've actually had Member's contact me about it and tell me stories how it brightened up their days to see him jumping and pooping over the commode. But I don't wanna talk about it right now, it's distressing. I've even had Dads contact me and tell me their Child would sit on their lap while surfing the Hide and see him doing his acrobatic dookie moves and they'd share a laugh together and bond over the whole experience. But let's not talk about it right now.
















    @Lowlight
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    Oh how I've missed you 1J04. Your avatar and unparalleled linguistics, truly brought families closer together. I still remember reading my daughter bedtime stories from The Bear Pit and the joy your avatar brought to both of our lives.
     
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    I don't get it. Appears to be a typical thread. I don't approve of cross-forum bashing or stiring the pot. I'm just glad our brother @Mwalex doesn't know about this horrible disrespect.

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    Just wait till the Geritol gang wakes from their nappies. This has possibilities.......... I'd toss some fodder but I'm actually schooled enough to know 1st liar ain't gotta chance. ?
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    Geritol that’s awesome.
    When we would code people at the hospital and had tried everything I’d say “Doctor have we given a geritol!?
     
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    Culpeper said:
    I don't get it. Appears to be a typical thread. I don't approve of cross-forum bashing or stiring the pot. I'm just glad our brother @Mwalex doesn't know about this horrible disrespect.

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    Well "Your Brother" Mwalex is a fucking idiot and has no clue about what he's talking about and was way out of his depth, and this is not Cross- Forum bashing, you're not supposed to shit in other people's threads when they're asking legitimate questions, if there is a disagreement you're supposed to bring it to the Bear pit that's what it's for.
     
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    The primary difference between the two barrels is the length of the gas tube. If there is a bolt difference then head spacing will sort that out.
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    This was my favorite quote of his by far, for those of you in here who aren't Gassers it's the equivalent of me coming onto a thread and saying that a R700 Bolt is interchangeable with AXMC.....You know, because headspacing will sort it out. ?
     
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    Internets are a wonderful place to find an opening and turn the knife.

    If the discussion was at the range between the three of you when the question was put forth would you have punched him in the mouth or would both of you been gentlemen about it?
     
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    MTN said:
    Internets are a wonderful place to find an opening and turn the knife.

    If the discussion was at the range between the three of you when the question was put forth would you have punched him in the mouth or would both of you been gentlemen about it?
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    Don't know about getting into a physical altercation at a "GUN" range, But I'd still definitely tell him he's a fucking Idiot, and proceed to give the other Gentleman the correct advice.
     
    I’m betting you both would have handled it differently in person having at least a few things in common.

    As a casual observer he showed a little ass but no name calling and now we got all kinds of asscalation going on in a dedicated thread. So if he doesn’t apologize how far do the screws need to be turned and how much man ass do we need to see to right this wrong?

    Maybe I’m showing some ass by even posting. But I’d rather see women’s ass than a grown mans so I’ll bow out over to the motivational picture thread.
     
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    Just wait till the Geritol gang wakes from their nappies. This has possibilities.......... I'd toss some fodder but I'm actually schooled enough to know 1st liar ain't gotta chance. ?
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    Hey listen old man, you better watch that Geritol shit. Just cause I'm crippled don't mean I can't take you in your weakened condition.

    Now...what's this about a piimssing contest? Have I gotta put on my reading glasses and fetch my notes from my lab?
     
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    MTN said:
    I’m betting you both would have handled it differently in person having at least a few things in common.

    As a casual observer he showed a little ass but no name calling and now we got all kinds of asscalation going on in a dedicated thread. So if he doesn’t apologize how far do the screws need to be turned and how much man ass do we need to see to right this wrong?

    Maybe I’m showing some ass by even posting. But I’d rather see women’s ass than a grown mans so I’ll bow out over to the motivational picture thread.
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    I was good as soon as I hit the ignore button and got the right info to the OP. I just posted here for a laugh.

    And in regards to my profanity, thats just part of my charm ?
     
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    It's broken and Frank won't fix it. I really don't wanna talk about it. It's distressing. I've actually had Member's contact me about it and tell me stories how it brightened up their days to see him jumping and pooping over the commode. But I don't wanna talk about it right now, it's distressing. I've even had Dads contact me and tell me their Child would sit on their lap while surfing the Hide and see him doing his acrobatic dookie moves and they'd share a laugh together and bond over the whole experience. But let's not talk about it right now.
    @Lowlight
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    It’s OK, you will always be my shithead.
     
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    I'd like to think Mwalexlutor, woke up on the wrong side of the bed but.....
    Yeah....
    Armalite vs DPMS thing looks like twatville.

    LRs and AR-10 patterns aren't AR15s!

    Maybe we should have a billboard.

    In other news.......wait it's my nap time again....so...sleeeee....
     
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    I viewed the entire linked thread in the OP and I'll give my 2 cents:

    The disagreement at hand could have been handled better with just a bit more high road approach. The mechanical differences between the platforms could just be explained in purely technical fashion. As far as I can see, there was no cross-forum bashing or anything like that. Even the best of us make mistakes, and in the shooting sports world, it is a constant learning experience. Therefore if someone is indeed incorrect, an accurate and to the point correction is all that is needed, not only for the sake of the parties involved but all the other members and Internet readers who pass by the thread at any given minute.

    Just my horse in this rodeo...
     
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    bigjake83 said:
    Oh how I've missed you 1J04. Your avatar and unparalleled linguistics, truly brought families closer together. I still remember reading my daughter bedtime stories from The Bear Pit and the joy your avatar brought to both of our lives.
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    See Brother, I told ya so. On the real, I believe you WERE one of the guys in the past to PM me about it. I'm completely serious. There's just something unique about it that people get a chuckle outta it and it puts smiles on faces. Before the move when it was still operational I'd still watch the whole series of jumps and flips and just laugh. That's the intent. I'm glad you brought it up Brother, I really am!
     
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    This was my favorite quote of his by far, for those of you in here who aren't Gassers it's the equivalent of me coming onto a thread and saying that a R700 Bolt is interchangeable with AXMC.....You know, because headspacing will sort it out. ?
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    Yet another reason I hesitate to chime in on the context. For those that don't already know I'm a gasser noob, so I'm outta my knowledge zone by far. I've put a few PSA AR's together and getting ready to do a couple more for my Son's. Nothing special, just a couple 5.56's to go pew. If I have any real knowledge it's Bolt guns inside and out. I know when to stay in my lane. ?
     
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    I thought there would be chloroform. Didn't realize there were so many willing subjects .
    Anywho SURPRISE .????
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    Man I knew that either you or Brother Bender qould appreciate this . Shoutout to Bender you and family still in my prayers .
     
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    I was issued a GUU or a GAU-5. I don't remember jack shit because that was forty years ago. This is exactly why I have a horse in this stand. I have not shot one since then.



     
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    You never talked like that in my tent. In fact, you were all lovey dovey.
     
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