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Maggie’s Mysteries to Ponder

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    SOME TIMES IT HURTS TO THINK!!
    I was thinking;
    If only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed?
    Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot?

    I was thinking;
    If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleachbit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent?

    I was thinking;
    If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?

    I was thinking;
    Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks during Obama's term were
    due to Climate Change and a plea for jobs.

    I was thinking;
    We should stop calling them all 'Entitlements'. Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, ad nausea are not entitlements.
    They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn't be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and
    paid for by the recipients. The others were not.


    I was thinking;
    If Liberals don't believe in biological gender then why did they march for women's rights?

    I was thinking;
    How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the Primary from Bernie Sanders?

    I was thinking;
    Why is it that Democrats think Super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the Electoral College?

    I was thinking;
    If you don't want the FBI involved in elections, don't nominate someone who's being investigated by the FBI.

    I was thinking;
    If Hillary's speeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?

    I was thinking; (this was the best)
    If Democrats don't want foreigners involved in our elections, why do they think it's all right for illegals to vote?

    Now my head hurts, I'm going to quit thinking for a while!
     
    Why can a door be ajar, but a jar cannot be a door?

    A restraining order is when she wants you tie her down, right?

    Why is the difference between being an astronomer and a pervert merely the angle of your telescope?

    Why does quicksand work slowly?

    Why doesn't "all expenses paid" include bail?
     
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    If olive oil comes from olives and peanut oil comes from peanuts where does baby oil come from?
     
    How come when the boss asks you to do something it is an order?
     
    I was thinking...

    If y'er not supposed to drink and drive...

    ....then why do bars have parking lots?
     
    Why do we say “www” when it’s faster to say “world wide web”?
     
    Why couldn't the Peanuts get a second tree?

    If a mosquito bit Spiderman and then bit you, would turn into Spiderman or Mosquitoman?
     
    I posted this on another thread, but it fits here too
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    If your travelling at the speed of light, reach up and hit the headlights.. what happens?
     
    If your travelling at the speed of light, reach up and hit the headlights.. what happens?
    This was the question Einstein asked himself before publishing all his "Miracle Year" papers in, I think, 1905. His thought experiments revolutionized physics and cosmology forever.

    Sometimes stupid questions can change the world!

    Cheers,

    Sirhr
     
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    Is that page still blank when they print "Intentionally left Blank' on it?
     
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