Please please please check your kids candy when they get home from trick or treating! There are some sick people out there. Just imagine what could have happened if we hadn't sifted through my son's bag this evening:
Parental Warning For Halloween!
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I'm in the wrong neighborhood!!!! Hell, I'll even put on a costume and go trick or treating,,, for that haul. Wasn't like that when I was a kid, for sure!
What neighborhood was this in? You ever see a 6’1” 265lbs power ranger? You are about to....
You know which one is the counter.
I ain’t kicking any of those three out of bed. Chanitly import P7M8, SP5k, and MR762?
Just don't take it to the local hospital to be x-rayed. You'd likely be accused of trying to turn SMKs into depleted uranium rounds.
This popped up in our Nextdoor app yesterday 'bout 5pm.
LoL, that's how we roll. Costco run for hundreds of full size candy bars and a card table set up in the garage with a full bar and stock pile of solo cups for parents. Halloween only happens once per year right?
We've had zero trick or treaters here in 6 years.
My candy savings funds go directly to ammo.
I am working on the curb appeal, because sometimes in the dead of winter you can see a light through the trees. I should have that shut down in a few years when my 250 Norway Spruce trees get a little height and thickness to them.
My candy savings funds go directly to ammo.
I am working on the curb appeal, because sometimes in the dead of winter you can see a light through the trees. I should have that shut down in a few years when my 250 Norway Spruce trees get a little height and thickness to them.
Here at Schloss Nitrocellulose... my childhood home and now Fuhrerbunker... We have not had a trick-or-treater in 41 years. And that is the date that my folks bought the property. Bet there were none before that, either.
Get used to it, Tucker. It's a benefit, really.
Because every year, I buy about 8 bags of candy... and since noone comes to eat it... guess who is winning! And you don't have to put up with any semi-autistic little narnar's dressed up as pirates.
Cheers,
Sirhr
But the one year that little bastard rings your doorbell he will be showered with candy!
My son turned 7 today (happy fucking birthday) and he's known how to clear damn near every weapon system he's likely to encounter since he was 5. I'm on your team. If you take the curse off, they're not dangerous.
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