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Maggie’s Yoga pants...?

Victor N TN

Victor N TN

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I saw something today while catching my breath at Costco. This young lady walked by swinging everything swingable, (on her body). And something drew my eye to her bottom half. She had on pants that looked like those spray paint deals. But it wasn't. I know I looked like an idiot because she watched me watching her. Or at least watching her butt wiggle.

These things were so thin I could see where her panties ended. Her pants were grey and her panties were white. ... I'm at a loss for words. Those of you that know me know that doesn't happen very often.

My wife's pantyhose don't even fit like that.

Yes later when she came back and she stopped and turned around, there was Camel TOE showing. I've seen a lot of photos online. But this is the first time I've seen this first hand.

She smiles at me, (or was she laughing?) when she went by the last time. I think she was just out pulling old men's chains.

Take care guys.
Victor
 
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We love yoga pants. They are the cloth Viagra for old men, the answered question regarding camel toe, the truth to shaped booty.
They are sex without having to take off your cloths.---for women who are 18% body fat or less


The flip side to that is:

Your pants say yoga
but your ass says
McDonalds.

Yoga pants.....they are not for everybody.
 
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yoga pants on fit chicks at the gym....

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-R- said:
yoga pants on fit chicks at the gym....

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I think he saw about what I did.

Click the link above and look about halfway across the top row of photos... THAT looks almost EXACTLY like what she was wearing. I'm a rusty old f@rt. I've never seen anything like that before

There are no photos because my phone is a dumb phone. It has a rough camera in it. But I don't even know how to get the camera part turned on. If my word isn't good enough... then I guess I just dreamed it up. But I've not had a dream like that in 30 years.
 
Yoga pants...?

You should take a yoga class. Seriously. I take one at the Y in downtown Houston now and then when I'm too sore to do anything else. (I know I'm not supposed to admit it!). Try not to get busted staring when something like this is going on in class:


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Victor N TN said:
I think he saw about what I did.

Click the link above and look about halfway across the top row of photos... THAT looks almost EXACTLY like what she was wearing. I'm a rusty old f@rt. I've never seen anything like that before

There are no photos because my phone is a dumb phone. It has a rough camera in it. But I don't even know how to get the camera part turned on. If my word isn't good enough... then I guess I just dreamed it up. But I've not had a dream like that in 30 years.
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Im 27, this whole yoga pant fad has been coming on strong over the last few years and I couldnt be happier about it. Spring and Fall are yoga pant seasons, all the 20-somethings are out in full force leaving little to the imagination.

I will agree with the poster above, not ever girl should be wearing yoga pants. I saw one girl at the gym and her ass looked like a golf ball in her white yoga pants... Dimples everywhere! Lol
 
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I agree that not EVERY woman should wear Yoga pants. But this lady might have been 30. And she was in pretty good shape. The last time I saw her I had just sat down at the snack bar with a soda. I was facing toward the check out lines. She saw me looking...and smiled. My wife knows I'm like the dog chasing the car. I couldn't do anything with it if I caught it.
 
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Yoga pants are have to one of the greatest inventions ever. But as stated above, there are people who should not wear them. Being on a college campus is like being in heaven when it comes to good looking girls in yoga pants..
 
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Victor N TN said:
I agree that EVERY woman should wear Yoga pants. But this lady might have been 30. And she was in pretty good shape. The last time I saw her I had just sat down at the snack bar with a soda. I was facing toward the check out lines. She saw me looking...and smiled. My wife knows I'm like the dog chasing the car. I couldn't do anything with it if I caught it.
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I dedicate this to you in all its analog, Hi-Fi glory ...

[video=youtube;f-aJly3OHY4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-aJly3OHY4[/video]
 
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Rule of thumb for women:
If black yoga pants turn to a light gray color after putting them on, you have no business wearing yoga pants.

Matt
 
I got a vision for ya'll. All NFL players in Yoga pants.
Or
Shanksters hot beluga babes is white yoga pants


There ya go.. Feast on that for a while.
 
This should be posted in the "Other Hobbies" thread. Shooting, and hanging out at the store checking out girls in yoga pants is a close second
 
Ha. My buddy got dragged to yoga class by his girlfriend. He lasted only a few minutes and respectfully walked out. Awkward was his explanation to his girlfriend on why his soldier was standing at attention. Lol.
 
79jeepcj5 said:
Rule of thumb for women:
If black yoga pants turn to a light gray color after putting them on, you have no business wearing yoga pants.

Matt
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Are you really, really sure that you want to make that a general rule? Really sure? Think that one through, if not for yourself, for others.
 
79jeepcj5 said:
Rule of thumb for women:
If black yoga pants turn to a light gray color after putting them on, you have no business wearing yoga pants.

Matt
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The rule needs to be something like the maximum size and number of panels allowed to make the pants.
Anything up to size 6 (since size 12 girls will squeeze into them anyway) or something like that.
The textiles industry needs to band together on this.
 
Spandex: It is a privilege, not a right. Lots of women wearing yoga pants are committing fashion felonies, others are doing mankind a huge favor.
 
Yoga pant are the minor league, go to Google Image and type in women's volleyball shorts. Not a flat, fat, saggy or hail damaged ass in the bunch.

You're welcome.

:)
 
I have a friend that visits from Romania that I skype with regurlarly. She does yoga and pilates and I joked that she should take her Ipad to class and place it in a good vantage point, then call me in skype. Don't joke with Romanian women, called me soon after at the start of yoga class. I wish I had the presence of mind to record the site of several dozen of the most beautiful women ever demonstrating their flexibility.
 
YetiSlayer said:
Yoga Pants, A privilege, not a right. Just Sayin'...
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i always wondered why that bear wears a tie and no pants, i still think he molests boo boo.

the evidence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO7ixN4Fits


and why is it that cindy bear walked around topless? skirt, scarf, no shirt. bear tits flappin in the wind like a woodland slut. ursus lohansus

oh wait the thread title is yog"A" pants, i was thinking of something else, sorry, carry on...
 
My wife is a yoga instructor, So I'm guess I'm just used to her and her friends always wearing them. They were ones that eliminate camel toe.
 
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Im 27, this whole yoga pant fad has been coming on strong over the last few years and I couldnt be happier about it. Spring and Fall are yoga pant seasons, all the 20-somethings are out in full force leaving little to the imagination.

I will agree with the poster above, not ever girl should be wearing yoga pants. I saw one girl at the gym and her ass looked like a golf ball in her white yoga pants... Dimples everywhere! Lol
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12-15 years ago stirrup and stretch pants were popular with the college age ladies as formal bar attire along with anything skin tight. Most day to day wear was jeans or frumpy sweats with something written on the ass. Fortunately, daisy dukes, spandex, and booty shorts were just on the horizon. Now yoga pants or riding/fuck-me-hooker boots are common everyday wear. :)

Seriously, these younger generations don't' realize just how good of eye candy they have in current times!! Often you'll hear the older generations wax and wane longingly about the "good o'le days", but the current generations are damn near living in putang & ass nirvana.

I'm dating myself here but I remember when porn wasn't on the internet (because there was no internet) and a normal girl wearing a thong or G-string was very risque, almost scandalous. Enjoy these days gentleman, as the current state of women's fashion is downright awesome!!

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