Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Lions (including mountain lions) kill their prey by suffocation. Here it literally is clamped over it's prey's muzzle/nostrils, sometimes they go for the larynx. Actually relatively quick/humane way to go when done right. Kind of like what they did to SC Justice Scalise.
 
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Heres the deal, hes east of my neck of the woods. East of KCMO. Im guessing south east...maybe Johnson County, MO. That being the case, it gets real redneck hillbilly when it comes to older folks in that area. Youre lucky he can string together a sentence.

I see his post, and they dont alarm me, plenty of interesting folks southeast of KCMO. The older they are.....the worse it gets. Hes fine, just old and bored. Found a group he can somewhat relate too.

50% of these people still use flip phones. My FIL is one of them from the same general area. They can pretty much fix anything, shoot dead on without a scope, and have at least two Trump flags in their yard.

Hes likely a guy you want on your side when the wheels fall off, but who knows!??
Smells like Soup.....



Pretty much everyone I dont know smells like soup.





Now that I think about it.......
Did you eat Alphabits for breakfast?