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[Cowpokey]

Nurse Worried She Might Have To Actually Take Care Of Patients If TikTok Is Banned

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Registered Nurse Claire Bishop was devasted by the thought that TikTok might be banned in the U.S., a "nightmare scenario" which would force her to actually care for sick patients instead of just doing the latest, most trendy dances with the other nurses.

babylonbee.com

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Lawless]

Shrooms

 

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[SONIC SAAMI]

10-4 51..
Start a lactated ringer send an EKG and transport
Rampart out.

 

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[EddieNFL]

Fell off one, got kicked in the mouth. Lost one front tooth and the one beside was damaged. Dentist repaired the damaged tooth and attached a false. Over the years it was periodically replaced, the last time about 20 years ago.

Sunday after Thanksgiving I bit into something and the repaired tooth snaps at the gum. Two surgeries, a bone graft and several impressions later, I'm waiting for implants. Right now I have two metal studs sticking out of my upper gum.

 

[Cowpokey]

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What kind of sorcery is this?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Must resist.....
overwhelming urge.....
to Clifford this post........

 

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[Cowpokey]

 

[Cowpokey]

When the Weiner mobile pulls into Uranus…

 

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[armorpl8chikn]

What kind of sorcery is this?

Its called imagination, and unbelievable patience.

 

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[Conaso]

I read the Russians are pulling T-54s out of storage, but this is getting a little ridiculous!

 

[Docsherm]

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Well, It looks like all of the Taliban will "kill" themselves now........

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Well, It looks like all of the Taliban will "kill" themselves now........

The Taliban did not commit suicide

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Oh boy....do I ever live this often.

 

[The D]

Don’t you trigger my ptsd like this

 

[Longshot231]

policeman's Rifle falls off the roof.

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According to the article, the wind blew the rifle off of the roof.

https://www.syracuse.com/state/2023...of-during-buffalo-st-patricks-day-parade.html

That could be a plausible theory if there wasn't any weight in the bag and it acted like a sail to catch the wind. Below is the reported weather in Buffalo for St. Patrick's day.

Don't shoot the messenger. I'm not taking up for the cop but just reporting the facts. Regardless of the wind, he was still responsible for securing the weapon.

I'm not a sniper but just play one on this forum. So, IMHO, he should not have silhouetted himself. Did he think that nobody would notice him? That makes him the perfect target for a BG. Oh but because he is one of the "chosen ones," he probably thought that nobody would ever dare to shoot at him.

Here's a copy of the Buffalo weather for St. Patrick's day.

7:54 am		45 °F	Light rain. Mostly cloudy.	16 mph	↑	86%	29.54 "Hg	10 mi
8:54 am		45 °F	Light rain. Mostly cloudy.	15 mph	↑	86%	29.52 "Hg	8 mi
9:54 am		46 °F	Light rain. Overcast.	14 mph	↑	86%	29.48 "Hg	9 mi
10:54 am		47 °F	Rain. Fog.	20 mph	↑	86%	29.46 "Hg	6 mi
11:54 am		48 °F	Light rain. Fog.	21 mph	↑	86%	29.43 "Hg	6 mi
12:54 pm		48 °F	Light rain. Fog.	21 mph	↑	89%	29.42 "Hg	4 mi
1:54 pm		50 °F	Light rain. Mostly cloudy.	22 mph	↑	83%	29.40 "Hg	10 mi
2:54 pm		50 °F	Light rain. Overcast.	20 mph	↑	83%	29.39 "Hg	5 mi
3:18 pm		47 °F	Light rain. Fog.	26 mph	↑	86%	29.40 "Hg	5 mi
3:26 pm		45 °F	Light rain. Fog.	23 mph	↑	93%	29.40 "Hg	2 mi
3:54 pm		40 °F	Light rain. Fog.	24 mph	↑	97%	29.44 "Hg	2 mi
4:54 pm		38 °F	Light rain. Fog.	29 mph	↑	93%	29.47 "Hg	2 mi
5:28 pm		37 °F	Light rain. Fog.	25 mph	↑	96%	29.48 "Hg	4 mi
7:08 pm		37 °F	Light rain. Mostly cloudy.	18 mph	↑	89%	29.56 "Hg	10 mi
7:10 pm		37 °F	Light rain. Mostly cloudy.	24 mph	↑	89%	29.56 "Hg	10 mi
8:54 pm		37 °F	Mostly cloudy.	15 mph	↑	73%	29.65 "Hg	10 mi

 

[powdahound76]

I have had my tripod blow over even with some decent weight in the pack hanging from it.
I caught it as I was standing there.

Pro tip:
Dont set up over watch like a moron and walk away when its windy.

 

[Longshot231]

Some of you obviously haven't felt your mom's hairbrush hit you in the head at warp factor 3. However, we shall not dwell on these matters outside this esteemed forum.