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Its called imagination, and unbelievable patience.What kind of sorcery is this?
I read the Russians are pulling T-54s out of storage, but this is getting a little ridiculous!
The Taliban did not commit suicideWell, It looks like all of the Taliban will "kill" themselves now........
Oh boy....do I ever live this often.
According to the article, the wind blew the rifle off of the roof.
https://www.syracuse.com/state/2023...of-during-buffalo-st-patricks-day-parade.html
That could be a plausible theory if there wasn't any weight in the bag and it acted like a sail to catch the wind. Below is the reported weather in Buffalo for St. Patrick's day.
Don't shoot the messenger. I'm not taking up for the cop but just reporting the facts. Regardless of the wind, he was still responsible for securing the weapon.
I'm not a sniper but just play one on this forum. So, IMHO, he should not have silhouetted himself. Did he think that nobody would notice him? That makes him the perfect target for a BG. Oh but because he is one of the "chosen ones," he probably thought that nobody would ever dare to shoot at him.
Here's a copy of the Buffalo weather for St. Patrick's day.
| 7:54 am | 
| 45 °F | Light rain. Mostly cloudy. | 16 mph | ↑ | 86% | 29.54 "Hg | 10 mi |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8:54 am |
| 45 °F | Light rain. Mostly cloudy. | 15 mph | ↑ | 86% | 29.52 "Hg | 8 mi |
| 9:54 am |
| 46 °F | Light rain. Overcast. | 14 mph | ↑ | 86% | 29.48 "Hg | 9 mi |
| 10:54 am | 
| 47 °F | Rain. Fog. | 20 mph | ↑ | 86% | 29.46 "Hg | 6 mi |
| 11:54 am |
| 48 °F | Light rain. Fog. | 21 mph | ↑ | 86% | 29.43 "Hg | 6 mi |
| 12:54 pm |
| 48 °F | Light rain. Fog. | 21 mph | ↑ | 89% | 29.42 "Hg | 4 mi |
| 1:54 pm |
| 50 °F | Light rain. Mostly cloudy. | 22 mph | ↑ | 83% | 29.40 "Hg | 10 mi |
| 2:54 pm |
| 50 °F | Light rain. Overcast. | 20 mph | ↑ | 83% | 29.39 "Hg | 5 mi |
| 3:18 pm |
| 47 °F | Light rain. Fog. | 26 mph | ↑ | 86% | 29.40 "Hg | 5 mi |
| 3:26 pm |
| 45 °F | Light rain. Fog. | 23 mph | ↑ | 93% | 29.40 "Hg | 2 mi |
| 3:54 pm |
| 40 °F | Light rain. Fog. | 24 mph | ↑ | 97% | 29.44 "Hg | 2 mi |
| 4:54 pm |
| 38 °F | Light rain. Fog. | 29 mph | ↑ | 93% | 29.47 "Hg | 2 mi |
| 5:28 pm |
| 37 °F | Light rain. Fog. | 25 mph | ↑ | 96% | 29.48 "Hg | 4 mi |
| 7:08 pm |
| 37 °F | Light rain. Mostly cloudy. | 18 mph | ↑ | 89% | 29.56 "Hg | 10 mi |
| 7:10 pm |
| 37 °F | Light rain. Mostly cloudy. | 24 mph | ↑ | 89% | 29.56 "Hg | 10 mi |
| 8:54 pm | 
| 37 °F | Mostly cloudy. | 15 mph | ↑ | 73% | 29.65 "Hg | 10 mi |
I have had my tripod blow over even with some decent weight in the pack hanging from it.
I caught it as I was standing there.
Pro tip:
Dont set up over watch like a moron and walk away when its windy.
I caught it as I was standing there.
Pro tip:
Dont set up over watch like a moron and walk away when its windy.
Some of you obviously haven't felt your mom's hairbrush hit you in the head at warp factor 3. However, we shall not dwell on these matters outside this esteemed forum.
All the rich Mopar Dorks are standing in line shouting take my money.
Oh crap who knew this was a thing?
Man uses a mink and dogs to hunt rats.
Even the Minkman will tell you he doesn't know how the dogs differentiate between the rats and the mink and never go after his mink
Man uses a mink and dogs to hunt rats.
Even the Minkman will tell you he doesn't know how the dogs differentiate between the rats and the mink and never go after his mink
Mother-in-law’s condo is right next to there. If you see glint of a scope from the roof, that’s probably her aiming at you.
Must have been her afternoon off! Or she was aiming at all the Chinese… stealing our naval secrets!
Sirhr
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I highly doubt they’re just being given away. As big of whores that dc are, I bet they cost a pretty penny
Well, it is a fudge factory.........When the Weiner mobile pulls into Uranus…
This happened on a local lake I grew up on.
‘Here I Am,’ Man Reportedly Says Before Bolt Strikes Him Dead
May 27, 1987
BOSSIER CITY, La. (AP) _ A man standing in the stern of his new boat raised his hands, looked skyward and declared, ″Here I am,″ just before a lightning bolt struck him dead, authorities said.
Graves Thomas, a 40-year-old Shreveport attorney, died of electrocution on Memorial Day, forensic pathologist Dr. George McCormick said Tuesday.
There was no thunder, lightning or sign of lightning before the killer bolt struck, said Dan Rusell Jr., one of four friends in the boat with Thomas on Lake Bisteneau east of here Monday.
Thomas’ last words were reported by one of the four, said Bossier Parish Sheriff’s Deputy Scott Hodges, but he refused to say which one.
'Here I Am,' Man Reportedly Says Before Bolt Strikes Him Dead
BOSSIER CITY, La. (AP) _ A man standing in the stern of his new boat raised his hands, looked skyward and declared, ''Here I am,'' just before a lightning bolt struck him dead, authorities said.apnews.com
Grew up near Black's Camp on Lake Bisteneau. Ran trot lines before school in my little Jon boat. Crazy weather was common, and the thing to do was immediately head for shore and shelter. FAAFO ;-)
And apparently really short people lived there a long time!
I sent that to my SiL.
He replied back that the stealerships are planning to mark them up to $400k, not sure if he's serious...but I'm sure they will be marked up significantly over MSRP.
He has a wide body Challenger R/T Scat Pack 392.
That looks like fun, I'm positive I could hurt myself with a quickness.
What a coincidence! Tonight it's scratch made chicken and dumplings. Wife's bowl on the left.
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I have some of that Giant Loop stuff I use on my XR650L. Its good stuff. Well made!
Look up "Cracker Dumplings", one of my favorite meals. Mom taught my wife how to make them, a bit of work, but damn they are good.
I googled "Cracker Dumpling".
Showed me a picture of a fat white guy and said I'm a racist.
Are you disputing the search results?
Seriously, Cracker Dumplings are awesome, they make all other dumplings look like food of poors.
Read the book; "Notes of a Russian Sniper: Vassili Zaitsev and the Battle of Stalingrad." I couldn't put it down. The movie "Enemy at the Gates" was a brilliant piece of fiction.Happy Birthday!
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/no...-vassili-zaitsev/1022213813?ean=9781473892705
That caption actually makes sense to me......
