Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Do you know why women don't fart?Shutting up. It literally can't be done.
They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure.
Not that one, perhaps a training video on what the alphabet agencies had their fingers in.
You need at least three crows to pull off an abortion.
“I gave my blind friend a cheese grader for his birthday. He said it was the most painful book he ever read…”
You said it, I laughed......I will have sun screen for us when you get there...
Compost that fucker in a dead livestock composter so that POS can finally do some good in it's life cycle, as fertilizer for crops.
Sammy Davis Jr. Always said that the most difficult part of being black and Jewish was having to sit at the back of the oven…
He may have been a father at some point in his life, but court order prevents him from being an active grandpa!
You should probably pick a lioness for that meme; here is a very thirsty one who does use that pose as well:
Shot a whitetail doe last season, had a little necrophilliac buck approach and do the same thing! Here’s a couple pics of the alleged perp.
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