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Significant other female unit away on sabbatical with other female units units.
Male unit must now make do without significant Female other.
Left alone male unit made mini Elk burger meatloafs and will add necessary condiments to the require taste of left alone male unit.
All units happy.

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Exactly how small were these miniature elk?
 
I went home, 30+ years ago, with a gal for a "We both need sex" adventure and the next morning my MG-B's drivers seat was missing every bit of fabric, foam, or organic reinforcement. Her German Shepard left nothing but frame and wire. I would have loved to see it's shit after that meal. Insurance (hers) paid to reupholster it. I went to a junk yard that stores its seats inside and made $400.

So, you got paid $400 to have sex with a woman you just randomly selected. In actuality, you're a MAN-WHORE! Way to go. (y)🏆
 
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I remember once I was told i couldn't wear shorts in the shop. I laughed, and they said no seriously. I said ok, could you run grab the fork lift so I can load my tool box in my pickup? Then suddenly it was ok to wear shorts in the shop.
David Freiburger wears flip flops all the time on roadkill. I don't wear them ever and getting your feet greasy and grimy while working on a car? Yeah, that's a definite no way.
Considering most shops are not air-conditioned I don't blame you. I wear shorts until it gets too cold.
 
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I went home, 30+ years ago, with a gal for a "We both need sex" adventure and the next morning my MG-B's drivers seat was missing every bit of fabric, foam, or organic reinforcement. Her German Shepard left nothing but frame and wire. I would have loved to see it's shit after that meal. Insurance (hers) paid to reupholster it. I went to a junk yard that stores its seats inside and made $400.

My dog ate both my date's $200 stilettos. Left piles of leather with bits of red coloring leavened in under the kitchen table.

From my dog's POV, it had no happy ending, at first. I kept seeing this fabulous woman. It was a never ending tale of woe. And chewed shoes.

After the third pair destroyed, my date wised up and put them up.

This gorgeous lady and I eventually married and had kids.

It took many sausage biscuits and five years before the dog finally put her head on my wife's knee for an ear scratch.
 

Outside where I once worked they hit an 800 pair cable, cut it clean in two. Took out half of the county. Then two days after it was cut and they had been fixing it 24hrs both days and almost done it started to rain....and rain. Turned the hole into a pool. Out with a tent, sand bags and a gas powered water pump.

Best part was the three guys standing next to the backhoe after they hit it thinking how lucky they are. The bucket bounced off about an 8" gas line.

None of it marked anywhere. They had everything in order saying that nothing was there.
 
My dog ate both my date's $200 stilettos. Left piles of leather with bits of red coloring leavened in under the kitchen table.

From my dog's POV, it had no happy ending, at first. I kept seeing this fabulous woman. It was a never ending tale of woe. And chewed shoes.

After the third pair destroyed, my date wised up and put them up.

This gorgeous lady and I eventually married and had kids.

It took many sausage biscuits and five years before the dog finally put her head on my wife's knee for an ear scratch.
blonde huh?
 
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When this happens and all the continents are basically on one side of the plane, will the earth start spinning like an out of balance tire? :ROFLMAO:

This is a fascinating topic. There is wobble, axial tilt, and polar wander. Wobble is where the axis of rotation points in a different direction. Axial tilt is the angle of the rotation. Polar wander is where the axis of rotation stays the same but the ball rotates slowly within it.

The short answer for wobble and tilt is no. The Moon stabilizes everything for the most part.

Polar wander is a different and has occurred in the past. Around 1 degree movement per million years. This is likely an effect of tectonics like you describe.
 
Outside where I once worked they hit an 800 pair cable, cut it clean in two. Took out half of the county. Then two days after it was cut and they had been fixing it 24hrs both days and almost done it started to rain....and rain. Turned the hole into a pool. Out with a tent, sand bags and a gas powered water pump.

Best part was the three guys standing next to the backhoe after they hit it thinking how lucky they are. The bucket bounced off about an 8" gas line.

None of it marked anywhere. They had everything in order saying that nothing was there.
Pulp cable? Tone from both ends!!
 
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This is a fascinating topic. There is wobble, axial tilt, and polar wander. Wobble is where the axis of rotation points in a different direction. Axial tilt is the angle of the rotation. Polar wander is where the axis of rotation stays the same but the ball rotates slowly within it.

The short answer for wobble and tilt is no. The Moon stabilizes everything for the most part.

Polar wander is a different and has occurred in the past. Around 1 degree movement per million years. This is likely an effect of tectonics like you describe.

I'm no scientist but have listened to some of their theories on there being a regular polar shift every so often. Its a pretty interesting topic and if what they are saying is true, we are long overdue for one. According to them, there has been more polar wandering (or shifting not sure what term is correct) in recent years than in the past.
 
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Outside where I once worked they hit an 800 pair cable, cut it clean in two. Took out half of the county. Then two days after it was cut and they had been fixing it 24hrs both days and almost done it started to rain....and rain. Turned the hole into a pool. Out with a tent, sand bags and a gas powered water pump.

Best part was the three guys standing next to the backhoe after they hit it thinking how lucky they are. The bucket bounced off about an 8" gas line.

None of it marked anywhere. They had everything in order saying that nothing was there.
Two days to do two 800 pair splices? Good grief, should have taken less than a day with a decent splicing crew.

We had a guy hit an unmarked gas line with the hoe, first time you see that happen it will give a pretty good pucker...those gas lines aren't as fragile as you're "taught". LOL
 
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