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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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Bob and Jim (Two gay lovers) were sitting
talking to each other one day. Jim asked Bob
what really turned him on. Bob replied "I really,
really like a man with a hairy chest." Jim was
befuddled, he didn’t have a hair one on his
chest.

The next day Jim went to the doctor’s office.
The doctor entered and asked Jim what was
wrong. Jim replied "My gay lover really loves
men with hairy chest, I don't have a hair one.
Do you have any thing that will make hair grow
on my chest?"

The doctor looks at him and hoping to get Jim
out of the office replies. "Vaseline if rubbed
on your chest will cause moderate hair growth,
try that." Jim goes home ecstatic.

When Jim gets home he takes off his shirt and
lays out on the couch and rubs Vaseline all
over his chest. Bob enters, "What the hell are
you doing?"

Jim replies happily, “The doctor told me that
if I rub Vaseline on my chest hair will grow
faster, I just want to make you happy honey!"

"You know that’s a bunch of shit!" Bob replies.
"If that was the case you would have a pony
tail hanging out your ass by now!"