Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

I love Ducati! Still have my 750ss half fairing from 1990 ish.

But this won’t last 5 seconds…

Oh and I’m not buying their $90,000 “Bentley owners only” bike joke. Why couldn’t they have chosen Ferrari to pick on?

Sirhr

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Lawless]

Ordered a Dagger finally. Bought the (on sale) $189 slide (RMR cut, threaded barrel, Suppressor sights) and $59 (on sale) dollar frame (full size S, like a G19x). I hope I love it, an acquaintance has one and it feels fantastic in my hand, better than a Glock and I’m a Glock man through and through.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Someone is dreaming…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[mikehotel]

Today's internet winner!

 

[mosin46]

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where? must have 1.

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Supersubes]

I love Ducati! Still have my 750ss half fairing from 1990 ish.

But this won’t last 5 seconds…

Oh and I’m not buying their $90,000 “Bentley owners only” bike joke. Why couldn’t they have chosen Ferrari to pick on?

Sirhr

Laughs in Bentley Continental GT3

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

where? must have 1.

cat-copy

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Highway 50 at Monarch

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

algebra...sure...

calculus...ive used once in nearly 2 decades of engineering...and in case anyone is wondering, the equation for DIN ski bindings is a quadratic equation that iterates exponentially...

cursive...i have never written in cursive a day in my life...

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How do you sign your name?

 

[The D]

She said quite a bit of the quiet parts out loud…

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[powdahound76]

I think this is in Grand Lake CO.

The bridge over the canal between Grand Lake and Shadow Mtn Lake.

Not 100%.
I go up there, but dont spend much time in town……

 

[theLBC]

 

[Modoc]

algebra...sure...

calculus...ive used once in nearly 2 decades of engineering...and in case anyone is wondering, the equation for DIN ski bindings is a quadratic equation that iterates exponentially...

cursive...i have never written in cursive a day in my life...

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Same here, although I do still write in cursive when taking notes.

 

[Longshot231]

First prize goes to the esteemed SH member who can guess the name of the person in this photo:

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Leaving your cart in the middle of the lot provides jobs for the retarded, the “I didn’t plan for retirement” elderly and the indigent who can’t do anything more complex.

Not only am I successful, I am proud to be a job creator!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

First prize goes to the esteemed SH member who can guess the name of the person in this photo:

Charles Whitman?

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Longshot231]

Charles Whitman?

Sirhr

Wrong. Hint: He was not born in the US and was a famous television personality.

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

First prize goes to the esteemed SH member who can guess the name of the person in this photo:

John Banner

 

[MadDuner]

Wrong. Hint: He was not born in the US and was a famous television personality.

Raymond Burr?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Raymond Burr?

John Banner he knows nothing

 

[Longshot231]

John Banner he knows nothing

He posed for a recruiting poster in 1943. He was a supply NCO in the Army Air Corps during WWII.

 

[Father O’blivion]

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At least Harry could beat him to death with that S&W.

 

[Pharmseller]

 

[Pharmseller]

 

[Pharmseller]

 

[Pharmseller]

 

[Pharmseller]

 

[Pharmseller]

 

[Pharmseller]

 

[theLBC]

hopium

 

[jr81452]

She said quite a bit of the quiet parts out loud…

Yeah, it was almost like someone was putting words in her mouth?

 

[pmclaine]

First prize goes to the esteemed SH member who can guess the name of the person in this photo:

Roy Cohen

 

[pmclaine]

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So are you pregnant? What dude did the deed?

That thing is like sticking your finger in your ass, than licking it, to determine if you need to shit.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[The D]

Yeah, it was almost like someone was putting words in her mouth?

Well yeah, I’m sure she had a speech writer

 

[Gee Kay]