Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Those pool hits weren’t that bad. Seriously. On a good hit, they swim up behind you, wait for you to exhale, then snatch your regulator out, pass it between your tanks and loop the hose over the end of the manifold, effectively locking it in place. Your mask has been gone 60 minutes, and you can’t see shit, cause your eyes are swollen shut. They start snatching the quick release straps off your tanks, and if you let them get your tanks away from you, you fail. If you let go of, or get pulled away from your buddy you fail. I didn’t see one buddy in that video. The whole time they are pretty much beating the shit out of you and you aren’t allowed to fight back. You just have to lock it all down and refuse to give in. Fucking refuse! If you go to the surface, you fail! Refuse! I don’t care how much pool water you drink or inhale, Refuse! Don’t worry, if you pass out under water, they will pull you out and revive you. Guess what happens next? You get back in the pool and do it again. Come up, take my tanks, make me leave my buddy? NO!

Yeah, I was there (Panama City) in the early 80s. Just as you describe. Just grabbed the shortest pool hits video I could find.

Thankfully I was a river gold dredge miner since age 15. Working under boulders the size of a bus in 39 degree water as the ground crumbled beneath them was good prep for all those SEALs on shore duty cared to dish out.
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The panhandle is nothing like Orlando and south Florida. Should be two different states...except for the 50 stars thing.
Well I must agree. did some Senior Olympics in the Tampa/St. Petersburg area. Heavy combination of tourists and city folks. Not bad, but still Huge Cities! Our son lives in the panhandle. Gone crazy since Hurricane Michael, but still small enough you can move around and actually see some trees. Plus, having a membership at Altus Really, Really Helps! (Except Destin, that place is crazy But our son lives across the Choctawhachee)
 
I'm the bastard child.
I was issued 1/2 sateen greens and 1/2 of the original BDUs in old school woodland with the frogskin boonie hat.
Later I did manage some tigerstripe when I went to the middle east (wtf right?) in the late 70's early 80s.

As far as I know there was only 1 company with the 1/2 and 1/2 issue at MCRD hollywood.....dunno about perris.

Pic rule...
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