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I try to explain to people how dumb cows are….

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You obviously never met my Brahma cross steer, I tried to raise as a feeder calf. Damn near killed two good cow horses just trying to move it to the other pasture with the other cattle. Never happier than when I saw it off to the slaughter house.

Give me a stupid Hereford any day of any week. (even when you do have to head out in the middle of a rare ice storm to rescue one and its newborn calf because she is too stupid to get to shelter.)
 
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You obviously never met my Brahma cross steer, I tried to raise as a feeder calf. Damn near killed two good cow horses just trying to move it to the other pasture with the other cattle. Never happier than when I saw it off to the slaughter house.

Give me a stupid Hereford any day of any week. (even when you do have to head out in the middle of a rare ice storm to rescue one and its newborn calf because she is too stupid to get to shelter.
Lots of drama with Brahmas. Ranch I used to work at crossed them with Angus to get Brangus, Not a fun breed.
 
I try to explain to people how dumb cows are….

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You obviously never met my Brahma cross steer, I tried to raise as a feeder calf. Damn near killed two good cow horses just trying to move it to the other pasture with the other cattle. Never happier than when I saw it off to the slaughter house.

Give me a stupid Hereford any day of any week. (even when you do have to head out in the middle of a rare ice storm to rescue one and its newborn calf because she is too stupid to get to shelter.

I call your Brama up it with tiger stripes

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Corn pisses me off. It grows everywhere but where I want it to. I used to feed the critters in my yard, squirrels would burry it in various places and I'd have corn stalks growing everywhere in the yard.

Many years ago I planted some corn up where I hunt. All by hand turning up a patch of field with a hoe, planting it one kernel at a time. Took forever. Fertilized it, watered it... nothing. Not a damn thing popped. Not long after I'm at work and had to go check out an apartment that was vacant, but someone was moving into. When I got there, I found there was a small plumbing leak and the kitchen floor was wet. And apparently when the previous tenants moved out, some pop corn had been spilled. The damn corn had sprouted and was growing on the VCT kitchen floor! Little 3" tall corn stalks growing on a vinyl floor, but I can't get it to grown in a fertile field in full sunlight.
 
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