Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[DuneBoer]

My 20 year old son found out the hard way that that's not the road for cruising along in 2wd in a snow storm. Totalled abclean 2nd Gen dodge he got from my dad. Not a scratch luckily. AAA wouldn't respond so I had to drive up from Nor Cal to rescue him.
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That's my back way from Glide OR to Burns Or. I like it because there is no traffic. They keep it plowed but it can get nasty. I prefer the no traffic. Sometimes I'll take the Military Road cutoff and stop and have lunch out there. Great views of the Cascades.

 

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[Jscb1b]

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Even Michelle Obama knows that.

Suck start a 12 gauge.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Suck start a 12 gauge.

WOW!

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

1970 W200 Dodge Power Wagon in the hammer lane

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Maggot]

 

[JJMoody]

@SONIC SAAMI


Your ol dodge pics make me think of this song.

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

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Would that be considered under age in the Middle East? I know they have different standards.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Lawless]

Much want

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'd ask to be exhumed and moved to another cemetery if that shit was buried next to me...

Sirhr

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

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[Jscb1b]

Your chain is on backwards.

 

[Maggot]

Nancy's hot.

 

[jmp1]

I knew a ranch family in West Texas that bought a brand new Dodge truck, brought it home and proceeded to drive it straight out in the pasture and started throwing bowling ball size rock in the bed, no liner, nothing.

They drove and treated that truck like they stole it. The boys, big ol farm kids, would climb all over it, walk on the new hood crushing it in, jump up on the cab and crush it in and reach up and punch it back out while driving. When I'd say something they'd say. "It's a work truck."

I'm all about the work truck mentality.....but I don't beat it just to beat it....and if the kids climbed on they'd get their butt's paddled...lol

 

[TexPatriot]

I'd ask to be exhumed and moved to another cemetery if that shit was buried next to me...

Sirhr

Yup. There goes the cemetary.

As Chris Rock said "Cain't gave NUTHIN' without ******s fucking it up!"

 

[CamW]

 

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[TexPatriot]

Much want

Thats f'g practical and smart. Drop the tailgate and you have a huge storage area. You could even weld a steel sheet under the mattress and lock it.

Put lights in the tail light you can turn on at bedside to see where you're going at night. Hell yeah. Getting it in and out my be a challange.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Not to mention something like 6 kids from 3 babymommas and he'es been shot!

I mean... what did the Kenyan ever do?

Edit. 5 kids. I had to look it up before the factcheckers got all up in my grille!

Sirhr

 

[918v]

Not to mention something like 6 kids from 3 babymommas and he'es been shot!

I mean... what did the Kenyan ever do?

Cocaine

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Cocaine

And probably his cook. Or maybe that was Big Mike!

Sirhr

 

[RPN]

Cocaine

And dick

 

[doubloon]

Nancy's hot.

Let's bring it back.

 

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She better start doing some heavy squats.

 

[TexPatriot]

The look on that Babu's face on the right says "I kill you! I kill your whole family!"

 

[Maggot]

Brutal

 

[Varmint-Hunter]

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Even Michelle Obama knows that.

and take of the beer belly.

 

[TexPatriot]

Nancy's hot.

Somebody would lose a weave in that matchup and it wouldn't be Nancy.