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Thats good. Do they want a cookie for doing the right thing? It reminds me of what Chris Rock said in one of his funniest comedy routines, N***as' vs. Blacks.

****** bragging- "I take care of my kids."
C.R.- "You're SUPPOSED to take care of your kids, you dumb mf'r!"

****** bragging- "I ain't never been in jail."
C.R.- "You want a cookie? You're not SUPPOSED to go to jail!"
 
Thats good. Do they want a cookie for doing the right thing? It reminds me of what Chris Rock said in one of his funniest comedy routines, N***as' vs. Blacks.

****** bragging- "I take care of my kids."
C.R.- "You're SUPPOSED to take care of your kids, you dumb mf'r!"

****** bragging- "I ain't never been in jail."
C.R.- "You want a cookie? You're not SUPPOSED to go to jail!"

 
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The bird is pretty tame.

Ricardo Guimarães Cunha, 30, was paragliding in the mountainous region of Pacatuba, Ceará, Brazil, when he captured the unbelievable experience.

The vulture, named Urú, was rescued at a young age by Ricardo's friend Israel Mendes, who is an environmentalist.

He planned to take some videos of the beautiful scenes when the bird began flying alongside him.

Although he had flown with him twice before, Ricardo never expected the vulture to land on him, let alone multiple times during one flight.

He explained that during previous flights, Urú had flown near them and would hang out once they'd landed so he was very used to people.

The day Urú landed on him, Ricardo noted that the bird was already waiting on the trail for him.

 
Yes, yes, and yes. Just need to attach this to a rifle and we are off to the races


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I know that frame and I hate that fucking thing. The only thing worse was that shitty aluminum frame with the thumbholes at the bottom for the old recon shuffle.
"Hate" might not be a strong enough term...