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And who banned plastic straws because some semi-autistic 9-year-old Karen-Spawn wrote a 'paper' for his 2nd grade class saying that straws kill turtles. And the whole world went fucking mental and now I have to watch the fucking paper straw that came in a plastic package... dissolve in my lemonade...

Retards...
 
Call it Gulf of the Americas and everyone is happy... Art of the Deal.

But I want to see Lake Ontario named Lake Ohio...and screw the snow beaners!

Really want to piss them off? Let's call it Lake Barron...

Got to like a kid who said "Fuck the Ivy League" and is studying business in NY!!!

Sirhr
 
Was referring to "No telling how many thousands of uncooked burger patties will wind up in private homes and local gas stations." You know, gov. employees' habit of re-allocating gov. resources for home use.
Fair, but how many opportunities does a guy get to take a post out of context to share a bit of (mostly) useless information?
 
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Great idea!

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..and yes, it’s an old pic from around Christmas, guess it’s been awhile somce we’ve had margaritas. Need to rectify that, with the increased risk of scurvy and all! 😝

Newmans own or Hannafords 'store brands' are both good. Bit high in sugar... or HFCS... But lime juice and lemonade are awesome! I start my morning every day with lime juice! Goes great with breakfast!
 
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I dont have pay TV (Just cant justify $100 plus per month to pipe poison and garbage into my home. Netflix and Youtube are more than enough.)so I missed the SB, but I heard that the 1/2 time was a joke with a rapper you couldn't understand.
 
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I dont have pay TV (Just cant justify $100 plus per month to pipe poison and garbage into my home. Netflix and Youtube are more than enough.)so I missed the SB, but I heard that the 1/2 time was a joke with a rapper you couldn't understand.
I told Direct TV to FO right after the 2020 stolen election. You couldn't pay me to listen to lying propaganda they call news much less me pay them to try and brainwash me.

I watch Youtube.
 
I told Direct TV to FO right after the 2020 stolen election. You couldn't pay me to listen to lying propaganda they call news much less me pay them to try and brainwash me.

I watch Youtube.
Try TUBI, its an App you can sown load and watch stuff for free.
 
I dont have pay TV (Just cant justify $100 plus per month to pipe poison and garbage into my home. Netflix and Youtube are more than enough.)so I missed the SB, but I heard that the 1/2 time was a joke with a rapper you couldn't understand.
I don’t either, just seen brief clips and this fit in with what I saw. Personally can’t give a rat’s azz about ANY “Profesional” sport.

My Monte Walsh (Tom Seleck) meme from Sunday is very accurate
 
Interesting thought, the Nimitz goes back to 1941. It didnt make light of it in the flick but the captain just became the most powerful man in the world. Think how the world might be different if this really happened.


And think if one of todays went back to 1980.
 
Interesting thought, the Nimitz goes back to 1941. It didnt make light of it in the flick but the captain just became the most powerful man in the world. Think how the world might be different if this really happened.


And think if one of todays went back to 1980.

For the ship to travel from 1980 back to Pearl Harbor 1941, it would have to travel back in time 39 years.

If you went back in time to watch the movie in the theater, you'd have to travel back 45 years.

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Well, shit... there goes the value of all my defense stocks...

The deep state must be losing their $##%ing minds!

Who cares what Lockheed stock does if we make the deep state into fertilizer...

Sirhr
Don’t worry… We’re so worried about China that the DoD will throw billions at Lockheed (and the rest of the military industrial complex) for some time to come…
 
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