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I got kicked out of Cub Scouts...for eating Brownies.

Joke but I did get kicked out...for fighting.
My scouting came to an end when I got caught with a bottle of Cutty Sark whiskey on a winter camp out. I was only 12 and couldn’t afford something better


I honestly wasn’t drinking it—I figured it would be a good way to get a fire started
 
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I graduated in 1980small town central Ohio, population of around 14,000. All of us guys that drove trucks had gun racks and had 12ga and/or .22's in this racks .Especially during any of the hunting seasons. We drove and parked our trucks in the high school parking lot with guns in racks and no-one thought a thing about it. Different world and society back then. Personally I believe we have went backwards in so many ways in our culture and society.
Graduated in ‘72, had the same thing and no one locked their doors and on warm days even left the windows down. Never any problems. Small town Kansas
 
Elementary school age, Cub Scout member. On days we had "den" meetings after school at one of the members homes, we wore our uniforms to school. Part of the uniform was our folding knives which hung from a hook on our belt. We could have the knives on us at school as long as we followed 3 rules:
1. They were to never to be used as a weapon
2. They were never to be used to mark or scratch on our desks
3. They were never to be used to cut off some girls ponytail. Yes, that is a very true rule
Violation of any of these rules led to confiscation, punishment, and you and all other scouts would never be allowed to have knives at school again. Greatest fear of scouts? Causing your fellow scouts not to be allowed to carry their knives because of something you did wrong. Different times for sure.

Back when it was understood that with freedom, comes responsibility. And people took that responsibility seriously.

How to we get back to that…and away from the entitlement that permeates our culture now? I honestly don’t know what the right answer will be, but hope it doesn’t take a collapse and rebuilding of civilization. We worked so hard to get where we are…well, where were anyway, and I don’t want my kids or grandkids to have to rebuild from scratch.

We just found out our son and his wife are having our first grandchild in September (!) and it’s definitely changed our perspective. I’m hopeful, but there’s certainly a lot more anxiousness going into my thought processes these days.
 
She's cute enough, but why would she be siting there with those rifles with the magazines locked in pointed at her???

Good grief. Unless she was filming a scene for Final Destination she's safer there than driving, showering, walking down/up stairs and going to a doctor.
Have you seen any actually fire themselves?
 

I've noticed a lot of sexual innuendos have been added to this show. Seems each episode has some sort of implied sexual question! I think Steve Harvey's surprised face is a little over played at this point!

No, I'm not a blast at parties! I'm probably the guy to bitch about the loud mouthed women, and judge the soft men with their faggot hairdos!
 
I've noticed a lot of sexual innuendos have been added to this show. Seems each episode has some sort of implied sexual question! I think Steve Harvey's surprised face is a little over played at this point!

No, I'm not a blast at parties! I'm probably the guy to bitch about the loud mouthed women, and judge the soft men with their faggot hairdos!
So are you a member of the club of men that gets "the look" from the SWMBO at parties whenever they start to say something?
 
Back when it was understood that with freedom, comes responsibility. And people took that responsibility seriously.

How to we get back to that…and away from the entitlement that permeates our culture now? I honestly don’t know what the right answer will be, but hope it doesn’t take a collapse and rebuilding of civilization. We worked so hard to get where we are…well, where were anyway, and I don’t want my kids or grandkids to have to rebuild from scratch.

We just found out our son and his wife are having our first grandchild in September (!) and it’s definitely changed our perspective. I’m hopeful, but there’s certainly a lot more anxiousness going into my thought processes these days.
I have to constantly remind myself that God is in control and he has ordained that every child would be born during a certain period of time, in a certain place and circumstances. We do the best we can and leave the results to God.
 
I've noticed a lot of sexual innuendos have been added to this show. Seems each episode has some sort of implied sexual question! I think Steve Harvey's surprised face is a little over played at this point!

No, I'm not a blast at parties! I'm probably the guy to bitch about the loud mouthed women, and judge the soft men with their faggot hairdos!
 
I’m trying to remember whether he shot someone else or himself….
That happened at some party downtown here in Denver so it was on the news. He shot someone in the leg, that guy got some taxpayer funded payout, & the fagbi agent got a a finger wagging telling him to be better but no real trouble
 
Fellows, we’re gonna be in trouble shortly..

According to this map, our continent is going to collide with China and Russia pretty soon. Maybe we won’t see it but in just a few (well maybe more than a few) million years, we are going to share a border with both china and Russian.

And guess what states are going to be on that border??? California, Oregon and Washington State. Now there are plenty of really good people in those states but along the coast where the continents are going to merge, is all the lefties. It’s gonna be a problem. We need to build a wall quick, along the tip of the Serria Nevada’s to keep all those ruskies and commies out of our country.

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I'm the type that has to Google SWMBO, just to understand what the fuck you're talking about!
Acronym for She Who Must Be Obeyed (SWMBO). Term of endearment for one's wife/girlfriend (or resignation to the nature of your relationship). The term originates from the H. Rider Haggard novel, "She" (first published 1886). The character Ayesha, known as She-who-must-be-obeyed, the Queen of Death, the White Goddess,of the lost city of Kôr who rules her kingdom with terror, She is the very image of the Femme Fatale. To disobey her or to scorn her is to earn & receive instantaneous death.

next time post your results, so others don't have to google it as well,, 3 seconds out of my life right there