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From the 'blurb' that accompanied the image:

"In one of the most unexpected experiments in behavioral science, researchers at Yale taught capuchin monkeys how to use money small silver tokens that could be exchanged for food. But once the monkeys grasped the concept of currency, things took a wild turn.

Not only did they learn to budget, steal, and bargain… but shockingly, one monkey was even observed trading tokens for sex. Yes, monkeys invented prostitution all on their own.

It’s a fascinating (and slightly hilarious) look at how deep-rooted some human-like behaviors really are."

Now really... is anyone surprised that the first thing they did with money was steal it and become prostitutes? I mean.... is ANYONE surprised?

And this applies just as much to white trash meth-heads as it does to the folks lots are thinking of... We're all basically inquisitive, acquisitive, power-hungry, horney, territorial, scheming little monkeys. It's deep in our brains!

Wonder if they were paying to get their nails done 'ghetto fabulous' though?

Sirhr
 

I’m having dinner in a sports bar where there is a WNBA game playing on about 10 TV’s…

Holy shit Batman… every one of them (including the white chicks) look like absolute fucking gutter rats and trailer trash. WTF???

No one is watching for the basketball, they are watching it like an episode of cops, set in a trainwreck on Judge Judy… and waiting for Maury to show up!

And they %#^*ing fired Imus for being 100
Percent on point?

Wow, Just wow.

Sirhr

P.S. Note that they didn’t fire Imus when he called NASCAR fans “a bunch of Moonpie-sucking boozles.” That was ok. (And it made me spit out my coffee when I heard it!). Double standards….