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Respectfully, people actually listen to that? I lasted 4.23 seconds...only because i had something in my mouse hand. :ROFLMAO:

You still use a Mouse? Damn man... you ARE old!

You probably even remember how to replace mouse balls!

Cheers!

Sirhr
 
Throw in BC and fuck socialism.

BC makes Oregon look like Alabama... we DO NOT want it! At least not the coastal part.

Saskatchewan and Alberta... filled with hoser rednecks and oil and rare minerals and deep black soil. We want all that we can get!!!!

It's ok, we can let the Canuckistanians drive on our new Trans-Canada Interstate from Manitoba to BC. WTF, why aren't we taking Manitoba, too? They are good Americans, too. Aren't they? Or have they gotten all socialist from being so close to Toronto?

Sirhr
 
Need to deport all of the Chinese first.

Most of the Chinese in BC are Hong Kong bug-outs. Lots of money and fucking HATE communists. They did NOT want ChiCom's to come into HK. And when the commies did, they fucked over the 'real' Chinese living there... and their capitalist ways. Despite promising not to mess with HK.

We'd be happy with 'those' Chinese.

We don't want the fucking Canuckistanian socialist heroin-addicted Crash Test Dummies fans who are living in dumpsters and can't wait to have Prime Minister Castro back. Those fuckers should be sent back to Crescent St. in Montreal where they can sell their bungholes for Loonies. (Canuckistians will get that).

Sirhr
 
BC makes Oregon look like Alabama... we DO NOT want it! At least not the coastal part.

Saskatchewan and Alberta... filled with hoser rednecks and oil and rare minerals and deep black soil. We want all that we can get!!!!

It's ok, we can let the Canuckistanians drive on our new Trans-Canada Interstate from Manitoba to BC. WTF, why aren't we taking Manitoba, too? They are good Americans, too. Aren't they? Or have they gotten all socialist from being so close to Toronto?

Sirhr
Ah, jsut drop the junkies in the dumpster and send it to the dump. . Nothing wrong with rednecks, this place is full otf them.
BC has all that beautiful coast line, great fishing, and then we wouldnt have to fuck with Canadian customs to drive to Alaska.
 
Most of the Chinese in BC are Hong Kong bug-outs. Lots of money and fucking HATE communists. They did NOT want ChiCom's to come into HK. And when the commies did, they fucked over the 'real' Chinese living there... and their capitalist ways. Despite promising not to mess with HK.

We'd be happy with 'those' Chinese.

We don't want the fucking Canuckistanian socialist heroin-addicted Crash Test Dummies fans who are living in dumpsters and can't wait to have Prime Minister Castro back. Those fuckers should be sent back to Crescent St. in Montreal where they can sell their bungholes for Loonies. (Canuckistians will get that).

Sirhr
Your first two paragraphs are right on the money. Richmond B.C. (suburb of Vancouver) is where all the HK ex pats are
at. But, FFS, DO NOT drive amongst them. You'll die in a fiery wreck, not of your causing.

And "Toonies". Don't forget the Toonies. ;) (y)
 
Your first two paragraphs are right on the money. Richmond B.C. (suburb of Vancouver) is where all the HK ex pats are
at. But, FFS, DO NOT drive amongst them. You'll die in a fiery wreck, not of your causing.

And "Toonies". Don't forget the Toonies. ;) (y)

Only the tight ones rate a Toonie...

You know the pornographic Canadian coin? The queen with the bear behind?

I crack myself up...

Sirhr
 
BC makes Oregon look like Alabama... we DO NOT want it! At least not the coastal part.

Saskatchewan and Alberta... filled with hoser rednecks and oil and rare minerals and deep black soil. We want all that we can get!!!!

It's ok, we can let the Canuckistanians drive on our new Trans-Canada Interstate from Manitoba to BC. WTF, why aren't we taking Manitoba, too? They are good Americans, too. Aren't they? Or have they gotten all socialist from being so close to Toronto?

Sirhr
Manitoba is infected.
 
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