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Can’t she just go back to being an anorexic ginger wallflower?
The loser heroine of future crazy cat ladies with a wine and chocolate addiction….
Sirhr
Want to feel old?
This was DEVO last week.
This was DEVO last week.
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believe me, if there was one call almost every cop would choose to ignore, if they could, it a domestic violence call. Guaranteed to be a freak/shit show every time.
I think it has to be a pressure wave past the speed of sound to go higher.
But will it help you pick the best tactical seat in a corner with your back to the wall and multiple exits?
I've heard of a Prison Purse but.............
Imagine the shock when a patient arrived at the emergency room in unbearable pain, unable to walk, sit, or even speak properly — and the X-ray revealed the cause: a 5-pound dumbbell lodged deep inside his rectum. This wasn’t a bizarre Photoshop prank or an urban myth; it was a real medical emergency that pushed doctors to their limits. The human body is simply not designed to accommodate such a heavy object in such a delicate place, and the situation was nothing short of a “final boss” case in the realm of unusual ER admissions.
Doctors have seen their fair share of strange objects before — from cables and candles to lightbulbs and spray cans — but a dumbbell of that size and weight was exceptional. The removal required a complex surgical procedure, not simply pulling it out the way it entered, but through invasive abdominal surgery due to the risks involved: internal bleeding, swelling, and potential rupture of the intestines. The operation demanded a full surgical team and meticulous care to prevent further injury. Following the surgery, the patient was also required to undergo psychiatric counseling, a crucial step considering the psychological factors often behind such cases.
Why do people insert dangerous objects into their bodies? The reasons vary. Some individuals suffer from compulsive disorders, others seek risky thrills or sexual gratification, and some even fabricate stories, claiming accidents that never happened. Despite promises that it “won’t happen again,” repeated incidents are common.
This specific case of a 5-pound dumbbell was documented in a medical journal in 2018, highlighting the challenges medical professionals face in managing these emergencies. It serves as a stark reminder of the complex interplay between physical health and mental wellbeing, and the extraordinary lengths doctors go to save patients from harm — no matter how unusual the situation.
Imagine the shock when a patient arrived at the emergency room in unbearable pain, unable to walk, sit, or even speak properly — and the X-ray revealed the cause: a 5-pound dumbbell lodged deep inside his rectum. This wasn’t a bizarre Photoshop prank or an urban myth; it was a real medical emergency that pushed doctors to their limits. The human body is simply not designed to accommodate such a heavy object in such a delicate place, and the situation was nothing short of a “final boss” case in the realm of unusual ER admissions.
Doctors have seen their fair share of strange objects before — from cables and candles to lightbulbs and spray cans — but a dumbbell of that size and weight was exceptional. The removal required a complex surgical procedure, not simply pulling it out the way it entered, but through invasive abdominal surgery due to the risks involved: internal bleeding, swelling, and potential rupture of the intestines. The operation demanded a full surgical team and meticulous care to prevent further injury. Following the surgery, the patient was also required to undergo psychiatric counseling, a crucial step considering the psychological factors often behind such cases.
Why do people insert dangerous objects into their bodies? The reasons vary. Some individuals suffer from compulsive disorders, others seek risky thrills or sexual gratification, and some even fabricate stories, claiming accidents that never happened. Despite promises that it “won’t happen again,” repeated incidents are common.
This specific case of a 5-pound dumbbell was documented in a medical journal in 2018, highlighting the challenges medical professionals face in managing these emergencies. It serves as a stark reminder of the complex interplay between physical health and mental wellbeing, and the extraordinary lengths doctors go to save patients from harm — no matter how unusual the situation.
No hard evidence, but I think Animal is more partial to stimulants than hallucinogens...
This is the squash/zucchini I am gonna grow next year. The entire neck is seed free and just flesh.
I swear man, talk about my kidney stone and we go on this “oneupmanship” quest
Haunting, but is sounds like it was recorded inside or with a reverb machine.
Knee walk 50 yards thru a foot of snow to you truck, pass out, wake up freezing with puke drooling down your chin. DAMHIK-(Dont ask me how I know)
But I did learn a good lesson. Pour what you intend to drink. Hide the jug.
I’m only going if there is a Sbarro pizza joint
Improvise, adapt, overcome. All we need to eat is red meat, fruit, milk, honey, & Dr Pepper
I’m drooling uncontrollably now, thanks
I used to get gas really super ultra mega early(3:30 am) on my way to work but had to quit when the homeless creatures would walk right in front of my car while they were yelling at hotels from across the parking lot
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