Banking 101

[Snuby642]

So I decided funds were getting low and needed more reloading supplies.

Sad realization that I had to get out of the house and do some banking.

I hit up several banks for an unsecured "loan" and every thing went well,
no harm no foul till I got home.

I decided to unpack and sort out the "loans" from their bags.
I'm not sure what's become of our society these days, the nerve of some people.
Some smart ass tossed a die pack in with my "loans", really not funny at all.

Does anyone know how to get this off skin or paper?
I'm missing out on some important sales till I get this sorted out.

 

[diverdon]

So I decided funds were getting low and needed more reloading supplies.

Sad realization that I had to get out of the house and do some banking.

I hit up several banks for an unsecured "loan" and every thing went well,
no harm no foul till I got home.

I decided to unpack and sort out the "loans" from their bags.
I'm not sure what's become of our society these days, the nerve of some people.
Some smart ass tossed a die pack in with my "loans", really not funny at all.

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Does anyone know how to get this off skin or paper?
I'm missing out on some important sales till I get this sorted out.

Have your attorney contact the bank and inform them of their malfeasance and your hourly rate for being stained/disfigured.

 

[Snuby642]

Well sadly my attorney doesn't take blue smeared cash.

 

[ironpony52]

should of hit the vault

 

[Snuby642]

Old / bad back.

Didn't want to come off needy or greedy.
You get soft in you're old age.

Just the necessities.

 

[hollowoutadime]

Burn it off.

 

[Franko]

Guess you need to find a money launderer to fix that...

 

[91Eunozs]

Is that giant, high resolution pic of your (?) fingerprint just to give the glowies monitoring this site something to do as they run it through the NICS and other databases?

LoL

 

[Makinchips208]

MEK

 

[BigDaddy0381]

I hear the juice's from a stripers butt-crack will clean that blue right off!

 

[Snuby642]

NSA Bafte local state NFA Nics and sure I forgot some.

Should take about 10 seconds to get a match.
I couldn't steal a cookie out of a jar.

Was board with politics and waiting for our President to get off his ass.

Explaining how the printer was out of inck and I was incompetent as to refilling it without problems seemed kind of mundane.

My wife already laughed at me.

If the feds show up I will just go outside naked so they won't start a fight.

If the glowies have not checked me out yet, they are slacking.

Probably got tagged long ago for two pistols in a day or five rifles in a day. Hey don't put them on sale and I won't buy them.

Due to clearances NSA has me down to birth and every address past that. I figure if I apply for a passport they will cram an airtag in my butt.

 

[JimTN]

I've heard that sandpaper works well, especially the circular version spinning at a high RPM to ensure complete removal.

 

[Snuby642]

Naw, finger might slip on trigger if it were sanded smooth.

That would probably get some screwtiny. Lol

 

[The D]

Nothing a good money laundromat operation can’t fix

 

[oneshot86]

Well sadly my attorney doesn't take blue smeared cash.

Just going to take a loan from him too then

 

[Fx51LP308]

Did the bank offer you an explanation as to why the die pack was included? Were they targeting you or someone else?

 

[Seed tick]

If this is legitimate you just hit the lotto.

 

[hollowoutadime]

What are you getting "ones" for from a bank? Haven't been to a strip club in about 25 years, but something tells me we've moved past ones.

 

[Maggot]

What are you getting "ones" for from a bank? Haven't been to a strip club in about 25 years, but something tells me we've moved past ones.

Now whorehouses stripclubs 'Gentleman's Caberets, turned that $1 into a $20.