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At 75, that is the one thing that bothers me. I have no fear of death, I know there is eternal life, but I dont want to end up like that. I hope I either suffer a massive aortic failure (a quick, painless, lights out) or have the sense to put the 1911 in my mouth, before that happens.
 
At 75, that is the one thing that bothers me. I have no fear of death, I know there is eternal life, but I dont want to end up like that. I hope I either suffer a massive aortic failure (a quick, painless, lights out) or have the sense to put the 1911 in my mouth, before that happens.
Forget the 1911, get yourself a Sig 320, it'll get you without you having to do anything.