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Maggie’s BEWARE OF ONLINE DATING

citabria

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I know you are probably not into online dating at this time. But if you decide to try it later here are a couple of rules you might want to keep in mind.

RULES FOR ONLINE DATING !!!
Rule #1
Always ask for a photo.

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Rule # 2
Always ask for more than one photo.


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Re: BEWARE OF ONLINE DATING

I just threw up a little bit.

But, it is good advice. Got to ask the right questions.
 
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I think those are all natural!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy crap.
 
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Jay, you just made me look at this. F*ck you. Hope you read this.
 
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What were you expecting, advice on how to get your shoulder to stop hurting??

Seriously, just wanted to make sure you knew the effects of spironolactone!

J
 
Re: BEWARE OF ONLINE DATING

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i'd chilli dog him </div></div>

How did you ever pass a 4473???
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I really do think Dante has a level for you.....
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EYE BLEACH!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!
 
Re: BEWARE OF ONLINE DATING

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Three Guns</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I just threw up a little bit.
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A little bit?
What's your day job? Vulture dentist?
 
Re: BEWARE OF ONLINE DATING

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i'd chilli dog him </div></div>

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...breaths...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, now that is fucking hilarious!