Re: Desert Tactical Arms .338 Lapua
Myaa, it's basically just your average everyday... badass long range quad railed bullpup bolt action .338 Lapua with a USO on top... Ok, I like it.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Carl Spackler</div><div class="ubbcode-body">bududumdum bum bum bummmm dudadun dun dun. Liscenced to kill gophers, by the government of the united nations. A man free to kill gophers at will. to kill, you must know your enemy and in this case, my enemy, is a varmint and a varmint will never quit. Ever. They're like the vietcong. The varmint kong. so what you gotta do, you gotta fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.
I have to laugh, because I've often asked myself. My foe, my enemy is an animal. And in order to conquer him, I have to think like an animal and whenever possible, to look like one. I gotta get inside this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who is the gopher's ally? His friend. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. I'm gonna use you two guys to my dirty work for me. It's the gopher mwah ha aah ha haha aaaaaaa!
Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree. It's just a bush. Nothing to even look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about. This looks like it could be gravy. I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang. I think.</div></div>