Maggie’s UPS man

[xray9]

One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow. Bob, looks like you guys had one **** of a party last night, the UPS man comments.

Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. ****, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?" "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time \with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.



"The UPS man laughs and says, "****, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds.

"Your name came up seven times"

 

[6.5mmman]

Re: UPS man

My older brother used to pick on me all the time by saying the mailman was my real dad. I never understood until I was like 7 years old. I still chuckle every time I hear a joke about the mail man.

 

[Sportin Wood]

Re: UPS man

Was this UPS drivers name Dan and also known as muliedan on here???

 

[pdogsbeware]

Re: UPS man

That is funny!

When I was a teenager I always wondered why the UPS guys always wore tight shirts and shorts. I called them all sorts of names.

Then I got older and discovered that housewives/cougars are simply amazing! And it dawned on me...every day these guys meet lonely women home alone...I'd work out and wear tight clothes too! haha

 

[Matt.Cross]

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My Dad is retired now but he worked for 30-something years as a postal carrier. I used to get a big kick out of telling people conspiratorially that I was "the mailman's kid". My dad got a real kick out of explaining to people who would ask that he was the mailman in question.

 

[eclipse57]

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My Mom was a school teacher for like 35 years. She used to tell people that she slept with the school superintendent. My Dad was the superintendent.