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Maggie’s Parallel Porn Titles

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    NOVA
    Chaffing Amy
    Mr. Bo Dangles
    Apollo's Thirteen
    Mad Max The Load Warrior
    Mary Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
    The Porn Identity
    What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes
    28 Lays Later

    And anything else you can think of. Used to play this game while on guard duty to pass the time.
     
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    Shaving Ryan's Privates.
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Cut</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shaving Ryan's Privates. </div></div>

    They beat you to it in real life: Saving Ryan's Privates
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: W54/XM-388</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Cut</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shaving Ryan's Privates. </div></div>

    They beat you to it in real life: Saving Ryan's Privates </div></div>

    No, read carefully, he said s-h-aving Ryan's Privates
     
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    Yes I read what he posted, but the real life title is a bit more cheeky.
     
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    The Throbit & Dildo Beggins

    Lord of the Cock Rings

    My Big Fat Greek Cock (wedding)

    Easy Anus (Easy A)

    Super Poopers (troopers)

    When Harry met Smelly

    Sleepless in Your Anus

    The Abyss

    Two Mule Dicks for Sister Sarah

    Hang em in Your Eye (Hang em High)

    The Poonisher

    Poo Blood (True Blood)

    Vampire Diarrhea

    Big Trouble in little Jina

    Tango in Ass ( & Cash)

    Rambutt: Shit Blood

    Rambutt: Fist Blood

    Indi-anus Jones and the Temple of Poon

    Tombsbone

    Daniel Poon

    Romancing the Bone

    Gristley Adams
    I can do this all day...for some reason
     
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    We played this in 2002 and those were the few that I remember. I'm sure some might have been turned into actual porn titles but its best when you do it yourself.

    A few more:

    Glad-He-Ate-Her
    Lawrence of a Labia
    Throbbin' Hood
    The Asstastic Whore
    Shaft
     
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    Dirty & Hairy

    Willy in Wonda's Chocolate Factory

    The Sperminator

    The Sloppy Gilmore

    The Fantastic Four Incher

    Cock It Man

    Titty Titty Bang Bang

    Goldfingerer

    Full Latex Jacket
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: redirt78</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Vampire Diarrhea </div></div>

    That sounds terrible...
     
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    womb raider

    dances with boners

    studio 69

    apussylips now

    lord of the cock rings

    lady with the dragon dildo

    TWAT

    trouser snakes on a plane

    skatman and bobbin
     
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    Throbbin' Wood, Prince Of Bebes
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    A Knights Tail

    The Fantastic Foursome Rise of the Silver Slurpper

    When Hairy Boned Sally

    Something Wicked This Way Cums
     
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    Uncle Fuck

    Handcock

    Remember the Tightones

    Whore of the Worlds

    Orfice Space
     
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    gleaming the pube

    dont tell mom the babysitter's a whore

    uncle fuck

    pee wee's anal adventure
     
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    Sex Trek the Next Penetration

    Driving Miss Daisy, Into the Headboard
     
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    Ferris Bueller's Jack Off

    G*A*S*H

    Gonad the Barbarian

    Inspect Her Gadget

    Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway

    The Texas Dildo Massacre
     
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    King Dong

    The Bare Bitch Project

    Harry and The Handhersomes

    Star Whores

    Spies Like lust
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Inogame</div><div class="ubbcode-body">G*A*S*H

    </div></div>

    LOL Awesome!!
     
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    City Lickers

    Rooster Cockburn

    Jizzum

    Bang the Cum Slowly

    Gush Hour

    The Amityville Whore

    Cum and Cummer

    R*A*S*H

    Dark Side of the Poon

    Fists of Furry
     
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    The Asstastic Voyage
    Cravehard
    Puffy the Vampire Layer
    The Sexpendables
    Deep Impact
    Big Trouble in Little Vagina
    Skank 2: High Voltage
     
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    the boner collector

    bill and ted's anal adventure (wait what?)

    69 humpstreet

    cock stroker's dracula

    a dildo runs through it

    the golden shower (compass)
     
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    How Stella Got Her Grooves Packed

    The Flintbones

    Cliffbanger
     
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    Half Naked (Baked)
    21 Hump Street
    35 and Dicking
    Harold and Kumar Blow at White Castle
    Pinapple Sexpress
    Easy A-nal
    Get Him to the Freak
    Poon
    Little Fuckers
    Hobo with a Big Gun
     
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    Willies Wonka and the Chocolate Fuck Factory
     
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    Walt Jisney's
    The little sperm maid
    Booty and the yeast
    Strangled (Tangled)
    Mary Bobbin'
    Little Oral Annie
     
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    I Cream on Jeannie
    The Lay Team
    Jaws
    The Big Red Gun
    Desperately Fucking Susan
    A Field of Creams
     
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    thin red tampon

    ferris bueller whacks off

    cool handjob luke

    all about summers eve

    E.T. the extra testicle

    Apussylips Now

    silence of the labia

    hairy maguire

    a field of creams

    top cum

    the sixth inch
     
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    Das Booty

    Cocky I, II, III, IV, V

    Bad Day on Black Cock

    Glazing Saddles

    High Plains Fister

    BALL-E

    Diddle Her on the Roof

    Forest Pump
     
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    Robo-Cock
    Toys in Babe's Hands
    Bang and Cum Slowly
    Meatlejuice
    Vanilla's Pie
    Black Cock Down
    Yankee Diddle Mandy
    The Jizzard of Azz
    Twelve A Cock High
    Total Fecal
    This is Anal Tap
     
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    Whore-ward bound (and II)
    Leave it in beavers
    It takes two (no title editing required)
     
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    Ho-metheus
    Bred Dawn
    Taken Too
    The Plug-her Games
    John Harder
    The Three Splooges
    One for the Money Shot
    Cock of Paiges
    This Means Whore
    Project Sex
    Diary of a Horny Kid
     
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    And the Band Laid On
    The Sex Avengers
    Badman: Rise of the Poker
     
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    <span style="text-decoration: underline">Harry Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions</span>!


    Had a turkey hunting video once called: <span style="text-decoration: underline">Smoothbore Gobblers</span>. Producers must have had a sense of humor.