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chad3

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Bear with me long story:
Smacked to awake by wife at 4:15 am yesterday. "Tom has a guy pinned down in the road". Out of bed before I knew it. With gun head outside, are you all right do you need help? This fuc:Er was in my house. (wife) Tom let him sit up, asks me if
I'd let him up, hell no.
Back play:
Guy comes in through mothers slider. Tells her "we are going to take over your castle and our leader is going to be so proud.". "go back to sleep and no one will be hurt.". Moves around and finally out front door. Wife sees him on front porch and asks what the heck is he doing? He puts a hood up and puts hands in front pocket of sweatshirt. Goes back through mothers room says he has to go now and leaves. Tom finds him in neighbors yard. To where I pick up story...
Guy is now completely with it. Asks him to restrain him in a way that doesn't hurt, talking fine. Pd shows up and takes him away.
Talked to pd friend of mine and sounds like some of these new over counter drugs.
Just wanted to post a heads up. These guys are out of it 15-20 minutes of scary shit followed by confusion etc.
Be safe lock doors and know this stuff is in small "safe" communities.
 
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Who/Where/What is Tom?
Who/Where is Mother?
And could we get the story once again, but this time in English.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Graham</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Who/Where/What is Tom?
Who/Where is Mother?
And could we get the story once again, but this time in English.
</div></div>

Just a guess but I'm thinking he's saying his neighbor had somebody pinned down out in the street that was jacked up on something. Maybe the bathsalt shit that seems to be the new fad??
 
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No, his wife is definitely not Tom because she woke him up... But does he call his wife 'mother' or does he live with his mother?
 
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Tom is my neighbor and mom is his... Second wife is his yelling.
Sorry for unclear.
 
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Dude is lucky Tom or his wife didn't shoot him. Very lucky, but doubt he's got the brains to realize it.

Chad are you a screenwriter? That story was about as good as the usual Hollywood scripts these days lol...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chad3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tom is my neighbor and mom is his... Second wife is his yelling.</div></div>So, Mom is his mom, or his neighbor, or both?
 
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Never mind "translate to english", how about translating this to "human conversation." That would be a good start. Otherwise, you're the one sounding like the effects of 'over the counter meds'. Sorta.
 
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"guy comes in throught mothers slider" Pffft... Laughing each time I read thet story. It's like someone out of breath in a British accent thinking out loud.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chad3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Bear with me long story:
Smacked to awake by wife at 4:15 am yesterday. "Tom has a guy pinned down in the road". Out of bed before I knew it. With gun head outside, are you all right do you need help? This fuc:Er was in my house. (wife) Tom let him sit up, asks me if
I'd let him up, hell no.
Back play:
Guy comes in through mothers slider. Tells her "we are going to take over your castle and our leader is going to be so proud.". "go back to sleep and no one will be hurt.". Moves around and finally out front door. Wife sees him on front porch and asks what the heck is he doing? He puts a hood up and puts hands in front pocket of sweatshirt. Goes back through mothers room says he has to go now and leaves. Tom finds him in neighbors yard. To where I pick up story...
Guy is now completely with it. Asks him to restrain him in a way that doesn't hurt, talking fine. Pd shows up and takes him away.
Talked to pd friend of mine and sounds like some of these new over counter drugs.
Just wanted to post a heads up. These guys are out of it 15-20 minutes of scary shit followed by confusion etc.
Be safe lock doors and know this stuff is in small "safe" communities. </div></div>


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^^+2

When i first read that it made about as much sense as a drunk brit with a mouthful of peanut butter.

Any word as to what new lab concoction that guy was on?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chad3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Bear with me long story:
Smacked to awake by wife at 4:15 am yesterday. "Tom has a guy pinned down in the road". Out of bed before I knew it. With gun head outside, are you all right do you need help? This fuc:Er was in my house. (wife) Tom let him sit up, asks me if
I'd let him up, hell no.
Back play:
Guy comes in through mothers slider. Tells her "we are going to take over your castle and our leader is going to be so proud.". "go back to sleep and no one will be hurt.". Moves around and finally out front door. Wife sees him on front porch and asks what the heck is he doing? He puts a hood up and puts hands in front pocket of sweatshirt. Goes back through mothers room says he has to go now and leaves. Tom finds him in neighbors yard. To where I pick up story...
Guy is now completely with it. Asks him to restrain him in a way that doesn't hurt, talking fine. Pd shows up and takes him away.
Talked to pd friend of mine and sounds like some of these new over counter drugs.
Just wanted to post a heads up. These guys are out of it 15-20 minutes of scary shit followed by confusion etc.
Be safe lock doors and know this stuff is in small "safe" communities. </div></div>


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Best laugh all day HB!!! Thanks.
 
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This is awesome, haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Hahaha this almost cleared it up... Wait, no, nevermind

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chad3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tom is my neighbors mom is his... Second wife is this yelling.
Sorry for unclear. </div></div>

Holy shit. So how long have you been in America?

So, the intruder peeled back his hood and came in Tom's Mom's slider? Got that part, but the rest is foggy.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Rookie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ambien? </div></div>
Ambien isn't OTC; its a controlled Rx. But OTC's that can do this - chlortrimeton in high enough doses, the OTC supplement GABA.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Graham</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Who/Where/What is Tom?
Who/Where is Mother?
And could we get the story once again, but this time in English.
</div></div>

F*#kin funny.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chad3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Guy comes in through mothers slider.</div></div>

Just trying to create something of a framework here so I can understand this ...

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So, was Mom happy?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chad3</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Bear with me long story:
Smacked to awake by wife at 4:15 am yesterday. "Tom has a guy pinned down in the road". Out of bed before I knew it. With gun head outside, are you all right do you need help? This fuc:Er was in my house. (wife) Tom let him sit up, asks me if
I'd let him up, hell no.
Back play:
Guy comes in through mothers slider. Tells her "we are going to take over your castle and our leader is going to be so proud.". "go back to sleep and no one will be hurt.". Moves around and finally out front door. Wife sees him on front porch and asks what the heck is he doing? He puts a hood up and puts hands in front pocket of sweatshirt. Goes back through mothers room says he has to go now and leaves. Tom finds him in neighbors yard. To where I pick up story...
Guy is now completely with it. Asks him to restrain him in a way that doesn't hurt, talking fine. Pd shows up and takes him away.
Talked to pd friend of mine and sounds like some of these new over counter drugs.
Just wanted to post a heads up. These guys are out of it 15-20 minutes of scary shit followed by confusion etc.
Be safe lock doors and know this stuff is in small "safe" communities. </div></div>

is he speaking in tongues?

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I must say, when i read this today, this is exactly what i pictured.. good call on that. and after reading it 4 times, my head no think good no more.
 
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