Brooklyn, anyone near there?

[Switchblade]

Got word a couple of neighborhood miscreants mugged my boy last night. The gas and shop across the street guy says they frequent the area.
What I need is simple. I want an ear from each one, a pinky finger from each one, and proof that they have been beaten within an inch of their lives. The ears and fingers are just because I have this thing for ruthlessness.
School is in full swing until December so I cannot leave to TCB myself. I do, though, have a nicely prepared 4x4, ie, a big stick, for when I DO get the chance to go there...I am hunting dark skinned miscreant and I want that stick to be well blodded.
Yeah, I am pissed, so what.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Re: Brooklyn, anyone near there?

Switch,

How is your Boy? I pray that he is good, or is going to be good. I also pray that he is going to take care of his prey.

I hear you, and would offer any assistance I could. In this situation, do what you need to 'keep it together'.

That includes family.

Sean.

Oh yeah,,, I wouldn't want a 'lobe' of ear, I'd want a 'lobe of lung'. I'm just sayin'....

 

[Switchblade]

Re: Brooklyn, anyone near there?

Got off the phone with him a little while ago. Details, man, talk about some ignorant idiots.
He opened the door to his building, two 'black guys'(I have a special word for these two starting with a large N) stopped the door from closing and as he was caught in between the two doors, they hit him in the face, then took his wallet and phone. He left the tanto folder that opens really fast(A gift from me) in the house because he only went across the street to the gas and go.
Now here is where these two SN's show their ignorance. They hang out at the gas and go, and the gas and go guy lives in my son's building. When he got back from the cop shop(they were on scene in 3 minutes after the 911 call he made), the guy at the gas and go told LEO they go by there all the time. Next time they show up, he's dialing 911.
Me, I think I may take a trip to NY with my axe handle and do some country justice...I got a small break coming up and nothing really pressing to do. I would message Slapchop, but he's a good LEO and wouldn't participate in the antics I would prefer to engage in. I did tell the boy to take a trip to the local Home Depot and get a box of pick axe handles and a few friends. I really want these SN's to learn the hard way not to mess with my family. I do prefer my .45 breaking front teeth and rubbing up against their tonsils though

Upside: Well, we just got back from Best Buy. Panty 6 decided since we had to replace his phone, and I am going to be in school two more years, we may as well upgrade the entire family. He got a Samsung Galaxy II Skyrocket along with his youngest brother. Panty 6, me, and No2 son all got the Galaxy III S, mine and No2 in red, hers in blue...she said she could cover the monthly so that's all that concerns me. Droid is in my near future

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Re: Brooklyn, anyone near there?

For anyone needing a 'refresher' course, there is a thread in Fieldcraft that deals with S.S.S. with a number of great hypotheticals. Sure adds to the imaginarily humorous situtation, eh?

As in, wouldn't it be funny for a few of these two 'guys' to go for a ride on a train. I know, hilarious, isn't it?

Hypothetically, of course.

I know this, though. When the hat gets passed around to me, (for your father/son reunion visit) I'll kick for a few cigars. There's others whom would too, I'm sure.

 

[Polytrauma]

Re: Brooklyn, anyone near there?

Switch,
Sorry this happened to your family!

Don't know if your son has the time and or the spirit but; may I suggest www.ikohonbu.com/index.html. I think this would be a wise investment considering NY. laws on CCW and knives.

 

[Switchblade]

Re: Brooklyn, anyone near there?

Funny thing, we have been talking about Tea Kwon Do, et al, since he may now look for the time. He said it really sucked being stuck, and not being able to respond right. Me, I would have had a small knife out(1 3/4" blade) and cut me a motherfucker at least...no one walks away without lumps

The boy is coming in for Thanksgiving. I am certain we shall have some good father son conversation over fine bourbon. The Boy doesn't yet do cigars or any smoke or drugs for that matter, but he does have superb taste in adult beverages

 

[JelloStorm]

Re: Brooklyn, anyone near there?

NY's gun laws... proof they <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-weight: bold">don't fucking work</span></span>.