Maggie’s Brownells is getting ridiculous!!

[Nostradumbass]

I get the zombie craze is cool......I guess, but brownells sales staff is draining my life force!
An email saying "get his gear, and a free patch" shows this retárd showing off his lack of trigger discipline.
Who the F#%k is this guy?

 

[sib1948]

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Looks like one of the zombies. I guess their trigger skills are lacking.

 

[Maggot]

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But his rifle could go in the tacticool thread....thats whats important. The ear and nose rings take the place of the famous 'tinfoil hat'. And zombies dont have gear to take anyway...they just want brains.

 

[my human host]

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Those aren't ear rings. They're part of the harness he uses to pull the wagon load of tacticool shit he drags around everywhere he goes.

 

[bassani]

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yes..he is a tard but at least he keeps himself hydrated...notice the hydration bladder tube

now the question is..with this guy...is he likely to have water in there or some zombie killing reflex enhancer

 

[Grand]

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Brownell's prices are also getting whore house high.

 

[redhooker]

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I opted out of zombie emails and these stopped. the zombie unsubscribe is on the email page.

 

[ORD]

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Sadly...it isn't just Brownells. MidwayUSA and others have jumped on the impending zombie apocalypse bandwagon too with a variety of new products, e-mail spammings advertising them, etc. Hell, reputable ammo manufacturers are specifically marketing zombie-specific ammo, components, etc. I mean really...are the zombies gonna care what he/she/it get shot with? How do you test that ammo/bullet to ensure it is REALLY appropriate for zombie annihilation since there aren't a lot of zombie test groups stalking around to be tested?!?!

It all needs to stop as I for one am completely fed the @#$% up with this zombie $#!T already!!

 

[hewlett260]

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Yeah zombies are gay and all, but what you really need to look out for is the werewolves, vampires, and bloodsucking anti-gun fuckers, where's the goddamn ammo for these categories?

 

[pyplynr]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ORD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It all needs to stop as I for one am completely fed the @#$% up with this zombie $#!T already!! </div></div>

+ 1 BILLION

 

[Maggot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hewlett260</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yeah zombies are gay and all, but what you really need to look out for is the werewolves, vampires, and bloodsucking anti-gun fuckers, where's the goddamn ammo for these categories?

</div></div>


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[cramey74]

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Anyone notice the bullseye right in the middle of his head??

 

[blksno]

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I was ridiculed lately (by a high quality manufacturer that I have considered for purchase) for pointing out my distaste for a particular ZOMBIE gun they were touting on their FB page. It wasn't just a tricked out piece of shit, it was a high quality rifle, with a paint job I can only describe as one step away from that "Dick-O-Flage" people keep getting.

Enough that I won't buy from them anymore.

 

[Ghogs Nightmare]

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I'd still rather give Brownells my business who has great customer service, return policies and shipping as well. So they got in the current market craze oh well...
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They also have a tag to "opt out" of the zombie mail if you chose to do so.
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They'r still better than mid

 

[*greenhorn*]

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I was told that the term "zombies" was phrased to people not prepared for the end of days and could not be self sufficient if the world would emploided. But thoes same people took it litterly and made it in to something totally different. Lol now this was told to me by a local member of a disclosed helo squad here in Jax Fl. Aperently he also is the closet thing to a "Navy Seal" stationed at his base. The things you hear wile you are at the local shooting hole. O and his weapon control would image the guy in the pics above "his safety is his trigger finger".

 

[jphil108]

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my shop teacher told a kid once that those ear gauges were gonna be very popular as handles when he finally does get to prison

 

[macthknife]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maelek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yes..he is a tard but at least he keeps himself hydrated...notice the hydration bladder tube

now the question is..with this guy...is he likely to have water in there or some zombie killing reflex enhancer</div></div> I can remember back in the day, when hydration was called...drinking.

 

[MDStroup]

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On accident went trying to delete this email I opened it. That thing in the picture is correctly named "Mall Ninja".

 

[500grains]

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I will pay express shipping rates if I get to punch that guy in the nose.

 

[FNARSHOOTER]

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Fucktards + Bathsalts = Zombies(already eating off faces in Fla.)Just saying. But yes the marketing shit is getting old . Had to buy some ammo yesterday for my backup carry and it had Zombie graphics and a green insert give me a break.

 

[RWSGunsmithing]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ghogs Nightmare</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'd still rather give Brownells my business who has great customer service, return policies and shipping as well. So they got in the current market craze oh well...

They'r still better than mid </div></div>

Your spot on here!

 

[shoot4fun]

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Larry Potterfield; Now that is a Zombie!
Brownells is still the go-to place for lots of good stuff.
The Zombie fad will end soon. My need for good stuff will not.

 

[Nostradumbass]

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Sigh.... I have to be honest.....my brother drinks the zombie kool aid too.
He showed me his hornady ammo with the green zmax projos. He even got a magazine with nothing but zombie gear in it. He keeps going on and on bout this electric chainsaw you attach to a quadrail of an AR....
Honestly, I'd feel better being kin to him if he told me he was Gay, instead of being in to this zombie retárdation.

 

[Guest]

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I'm not interested in your discussion, but I did want to thank you for spelling the word "ridiculous" correctly on the Internet.

 

[gbernardski]

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I always thought zombies would be short barrel kind of guys

 

[InsidetheStorm]

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Well, what do you expect from a tattooed ex-con with no other job prospects? Zombies were fun and all, but after a dumb ass guy at work tried to set up a "Zombie Response Team", fuck it, I'm going home and I'm taking my ball with me.

 

[HellsCanyonArmory]

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I've had pretty good success selling a few "Zombie Green" Grips n rail covers from Ergo... Wouldn't go on my rifle, but you gotta sell what the masses want.

Mike