Damn Deer

[Kinsman]

In the spring they ate my tomatoes, then they cleaned out my beans and peas. Yesterday I looked out in my yard, about 50 feet from my carport, and saw where a buck had stripped the bark off my prized hybrid willow.
I'll get that sucker....and his ho, too!

 

[Chucky]

Re: Damn Deer

Hang plastic grocery bags by your garden and they will usually leave it alone. My neighbor has a garden near the treeline and they do not touch his garden until he takes the bags down.

 

[Maggot]

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Ive heard putting hair from the barbershop will work...but be sure your not growing any pot as the cops watch for hippies getting bags of hair to protect their 'gardens'.

 

[macthknife]

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Kill them. That always works. Damn overgrown forest rats.

 

[HD1911]

Re: Damn Deer

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mac the knife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Kill them. That always works. Damn overgrown forest rats. </div></div>

most logical response thus far...

 

[Bradu]

Re: Damn Deer

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mac the knife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Kill them. That always works. Damn overgrown forest rats.</div></div>

That would be my approach as well, then you don't have to worry about the same pair next spring.

 

[k20350]

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Screw your tomatoes! My truck is in the body shop for the next 4 days because of an ambush from a six-point at 60mph.

 

[nervous]

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I have a tree & shrub nursery and the DAMN Deer love to eat my Japanese maples. Within 150 yards of my back porch I have about 1,000 of the Japanese maples planted. Just right for head shots from my 22lr Anschutz. I have a permit from the TWRA for 365,24.

Nervous

 

[hankpac]

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I have had problems with my garden being destroyed by deer.
One year in a different area from were I live now, I obtained some Lion and Tiger urine from the zoo as well as Tiger Feces.
I put it in the garden like deer lure, only it worked as repellent. Wish I could find some now.

 

[steelman303]

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Hey, Kinsman... I'm just up the road in Marietta... I can give those deer some arrow therapy & then you won't have to worry about them anymore.

 

[300rockbuster]

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Deer have to eat too, sooooo sad for you.

 

[sictransitjosh]

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take him out

 

[Armed Citizen]

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Make venison burger and back straps out of him

 

[ridewaves]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HD1911</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mac the knife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Kill them. That always works. Damn overgrown forest rats. </div></div>

most logical response thus far...

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I concur with this.

 

[steelman303]

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only 30 min away... my offer still stands.

 

[EddieNFL]

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Put up a fence.

 

[macthknife]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nervous</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have a tree & shrub nursery and the DAMN Deer love to eat my Japanese maples. Within 150 yards of my back porch I have about 1,000 of the Japanese maples planted. Just right for head shots from my 22lr Anschutz. I have a permit from the TWRA for 365,24.

Nervous </div></div>Hey, Nervous! How the hell are Ya, Man?! Been a long time. F-Class National's 2005, Lot's of fun...crappy weather.

 

[Sportin Wood]

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I'm down a peach tree, and apple tree, and a japanese maple so far this year due to a bitch and her fawn...

 

[bassani]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EddieNFL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Put up a fence.

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....BALLS

 

[Bunnypunter]

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Damn, that aint right on so many levels.

 

[Greg Langelius *]

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Lions and tigers, wow.

Uh, did you know that human urine works nearly as well?