Maggie’s Young vs old rooster, classic!

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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'

The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.

Look what it has done to me.

Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.'

The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.

I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start'

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.

The Farmer grabs his shotgun and

- BOOM -

he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,


. . . Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month.

 

[shamrockcattleco]

Re: Young vs old rooster, classic!



A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster-one that service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied:' I have just the rooster for you. Ricky here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!'

So the farmer took Ricky back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Ricky a little pep talk.' Ricky,' he said,' I'm counting on you to do your stuff.' And without a word he strutted into the hen house.

Ricky was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Ricky had finished having his way with each hen. But Ricky didn't stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out,' Stop, Ricky, you'll kill yourself.' But Ricky continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

The next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Ricky lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Ricky.

The farmer walked up to Ricky saying,' Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy.'

' Shhhhh,' Ricky whispered,' The buzzard's getting closer

 

[Maple One]

Re: Young vs old rooster, classic!

LMAO

 

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Re: Young vs old rooster, classic!

As an old bull is surveying the heifer yard below from his bull peninsula the hill, the farmer backs up a trailer and out bursts a young bull full of piss and vinegar. He comes flying through the gate and makes a show of sizing up the old bull.

Then he gets a whiff of the air and his attention snaps down the hill to the yard full of heifers. In amazement he looks at them all and turns to the old bull. "You've been serving all those heifers?" He asks the old bull.

"Yup, but to be honest, I'm getting too old to take on the whole lot." Mean while the farmer is walking over to the connecting gate to open it up to let them in the yard.

The young bull runs over the gate and yells back to the old bull, "come on let's run down there and get us a heifer!"

The old bull shakes his head and says,"son, lets just walk down there and fnck'em all!"