>>> Bottle of Merlot......... PRICELESS !
A man asked a waiter to take a
> bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman Sitting alone at a
> table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to
> the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman Who is seated over
> there..'.... And indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She
> stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,
> then Decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was
> lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and Conveyed it
> to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you
> need to have a Mercedes in your Garage, a million dollars in the bank
> and '7' inches in your pants...... After reading the note, the man
> decided to compose one of his own in return. He Folded the note, handed
> it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It
> read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to
> be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a
> Porsche Turbo in my several Garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen
> and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty
> million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a
> woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the
> wine back!!' =
A man asked a waiter to take a
> bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman Sitting alone at a
> table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to
> the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman Who is seated over
> there..'.... And indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She
> stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,
> then Decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was
> lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and Conveyed it
> to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you
> need to have a Mercedes in your Garage, a million dollars in the bank
> and '7' inches in your pants...... After reading the note, the man
> decided to compose one of his own in return. He Folded the note, handed
> it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It
> read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to
> be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a
> Porsche Turbo in my several Garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen
> and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty
> million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a
> woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the
> wine back!!' =
