I saw this on a FB page today thought it would be interesting to see the funny answers everyone here comes up with.
Why did the Operator cross the road?
Why did the Operator cross the road?
because the mall is on the other side of the parking lot
Because the chicken stole his dip...which was velcro'd to his Molle pouch.
Couldn't read the traffic mirage?
Because his radio died, and he needed to call in intel.
To cover his team mates 6
To get to the battle on the other side.
God bless our brave troops.
God bless our brave troops.
...to defuse the bomb on the other side.
Because he got a negative response to his "can you hear me now"
Because somebody told him crossing roads is tactical
He saw a sign that said "Affliction shirts: 3 for $10".
OPSEC - out
Because his NCStar scope was too blurry to see the other side
Bacon you jackwagons! There was bacon on the other side.
Because his wife told him too.
Because he could do it "all day long," "if he did his part...."
Because the phone in the booth was ringing, and he just couldn't resist. "AT&T, can I help you?"
Sorry, Sean, you got it wrong.....
"Is this the party to whom I am speaking?" Lilly Tomlin
Cheers,
Tim
The Right to Keep and Bear Arms Shall NOT be Infringed
To get to the optics store, so he could get a scope with turrents that matched the reticule.
Cause his super delta beard was hung up on concertina wire
To go meet up with gecko45 to save Mall of America
Because Airsoft ammo can only go so far.
Similar threads
