Maggie’s Why did the Operator...

[sudnrush]

I saw this on a FB page today thought it would be interesting to see the funny answers everyone here comes up with.

Why did the Operator cross the road?

 

[117D-RTO]

because the mall is on the other side of the parking lot

 

[fmrabnmp]

Because the chicken stole his dip...which was velcro'd to his Molle pouch.

 

[WRH51]

It was easier than dialing for elevation.

 

[PhulesAu]

Couldn't read the traffic mirage?

 

[InsidetheStorm]

Because his radio died, and he needed to call in intel.

 

[Honky]

He could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you. . .

 

[coach4christ]

To cover his team mates 6

 

[RobertB]

To get to the battle on the other side.

God bless our brave troops.

 

[UNREAL HENRY]

...to defuse the bomb on the other side.

 

[VJJPunisher]

Because he got a negative response to his "can you hear me now"

 

[Sinus211]

Because somebody told him crossing roads is tactical

 

[dogman]

He saw a sign that said "Affliction shirts: 3 for $10".

 

[Hink]

OPSEC - out

 

[Sinus211]

Because his NCStar scope was too blurry to see the other side

 

[tt123]

To get to the telephone exchange.

 

[Dirty D]

Bacon you jackwagons! There was bacon on the other side.

 

[308Hunter]

Because his wife told him too.

 

[Sniper Uncle]

Because he could do it "all day long," "if he did his part...."

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Because the phone in the booth was ringing, and he just couldn't resist. "AT&T, can I help you?"

 

[Sniper Uncle]

Because the phone in the booth was ringing, and he just couldn't resist. "AT&T, can I help you?"

Sorry, Sean, you got it wrong.....
"Is this the party to whom I am speaking?" Lilly Tomlin


Cheers,
Tim
The Right to Keep and Bear Arms Shall NOT be Infringed

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

To get to the optics store, so he could get a scope with turrents that matched the reticule.

 

[ArmaHeavy]

Roads? Where operators go, they don't need roads.

 

[VJJPunisher]

Cause his super delta beard was hung up on concertina wire

 

[MDStroup]

To go meet up with gecko45 to save Mall of America

 

[yerbyray]

Because Airsoft ammo can only go so far.

 

[tomcat mv]

OK, I'll play. Because there was a Hooter's and a stripper bar on the other side and all he had was a Denny's and McD.

 

[aur0ra145]

Because Cheaper Than Dirt was having a Counter-Sniper scope sale.