Happy Halloween

[Maggot]

Stolen from JRose's Fakebook page.

 

[Naish]

HAHAHA thats hilarious!

 

[SquarePizza]

ZOMBIES!!! Holy fuck, its started! They just lurched in the front door like they owned the place! Lucky for me they were all small and I was able to drop the first wave with rapid fire 357. I hope you are all safe out there, don't worry about me. By some wonderful twist of fate, they were all carrying bags of candy, so I will be able to ride the apocalypse out locked in the bathroom with plenty of treats.

 

[Maser]

Um........Okay.........

 

[Greg Langelius *]

In this morning's telephone head count, the entire family around the corner is laid up with, respectively: croup, joint pain, the trots, nausea, and bellyache. S'what they get for parading around in the cold, damp, dark; followed by jammin' the candy.

Greg

 

[Switchblade]

Our fair Queen City saw fit to actually cancel Halloween due to rain and celebrate it tonight. My question is WTF said a city could cancel any holiday? FTS!

 

[Maser]

Other than my 2 sons, the only people in my house who had the true fun this Halloween was my little brother and his girlfriend. They dressed up as bloody scarecrows and scared the trick-o-treaters who thought they were just fake scarecrows on our porch. It's nice to know we live in a community where parents let their kids get the shit scared out of them without feeling the need to file a lawsuit.