Immovable "object" stops irresistible machine in Seattle

[Veer_G]

Nobody is saying just what the object really is.

Something Called "The Object" Stops World's Largest Tunneling Machine

The comments are nothing short of spectacular.

 

[usmc02xx]

im guessing an alien ship. and then an alien will get out, infect a dog, and soon the entire metropolis. It will secretly kill and then morph itself into an exact replica of its victim. Eventally Russel will have to come out of retirement and burn it.

 

[pizzamanny]

What is worse the article or the comments

 

[Veer_G]

I'm betting on a landfill mixture of the accumulation of old coffee grounds from Peet's and Starbucks, unused soap and deodorant, empty patchouli bottles, and leftover flannel plaid crap from the grunge band days.

 

[KHOOKS]

Aged Chuck Norris dropping!LOL

 

[Wintermute]

Chuck Norris' fingernail clippings... They were dumped there in the hopes that it was the only place that fingernails harder than diamond wouldn't get in the way of anything...they didn't expect a tunnel to be drilled through there. As it turns out, he actually trims his fingernails with a laser that is 1000 times hotter than the surface of the sun.

--Wintermute

 

[338RUM runner]

Jimmy Hoffa where ya been hiding all these years.

 

[Veer_G]

Maybe they found his litter pan?

 

[Cartman]

im guessing an alien ship. and then an alien will get out, infect a dog, and soon the entire metropolis. It will secretly kill and then morph itself into an exact replica of its victim. Eventally Russel will have to come out of retirement and burn it.

The Thing reference is good, but do you remember a movie called The Hidden from 1987?

 

[Dirty D]

unused soap and deodorant, empty patchouli bottles

You can build an old hippie a fire and keep him warm for a few hours or you can set a hippie on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

 

[Hunbramericano]

Interesting even if it has nothing that effect us significantly in our life.
What makes me feel uneasy a little is the general attitude of the people. We are part of the universe with much more unknown facts out there than those that we do know. People have the approach to unexplained things like they do approach fairy-tales. Less curiosity and much more cynicism. It holds a danger in it that can be only measured when it is too late.

 

[Switchblade]

I note with slight curiosity there are no photos of even a piece of what stopped the great machine.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

You can build an old hippie a fire and keep him warm for a few hours or you can set a hippie on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

How can something be so wrong,,, on both so many levels and in so many ways..... and still be ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

 

[ssgp2]

Martian tripod!

 

[Veer_G]

You can build an old hippie a fire and keep him warm for a few hours or you can set a hippie on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

How can something be so wrong,,, on both so many levels and in so many ways..... and still be ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

My first thought when I read what he had written was something along the lines of ...

... oh, decisions, decisions.

 

[Dirty D]

Eric Cartman was right!

 

[coanan]

It's the Star Ship that brought the 4400s back to Seattle.

 

[Victor N TN]

I vote for a petrified dinosaur poop.

 

[HawkDriver]

Megaton probably. I hope.

 

[1911fan]

Favorite comment so far:

“Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn”


... and it was the first thing that crossed my mind. Maybe we shouldn't wake him up?


1911fan