French Toast Advisory Issued for Mid-Atlantic

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#1
The weather models seem to be quite persistent about this weekend winter storm. Snowfall totals shift with each run, but some of us are going to clobbered.
Currently the '10' is right on top of me.

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At least you know its coming. Here in southern Indiana, we were forecast "flurries" or snow showers. Woke up with 2-3" on the ground. Roads were a skating rink this morning with idiots sliding off everywhere. Luckily my with made it to work without issues. Too many people forget how to drive in snow and ice. Be safe to all in the path.
 
#11
Tucker301 said:
It's a Southern tradition to rush out and buy all of the milk, bread, and eggs you can get your hands on when snow is in the forecast.
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People who don't even eat bread, milk, or eggs go out and buy them either because they think it's required, or for no reason whatsoever. The store will have tons of everything else (plenty of non-perishable foods perfect for being snowed in), untouched like it was a normal day, and the bread, milk, and eggs will be gone. It's retarded, but it happens every time.
 
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In St. Louis the first snow, no matter how light, causes everyone drive like an idiot, and everything completely shuts down. After the first one all the people who can't drive in the snow are apparently too scared to go out. So, you have fewer morons, and it has to snow a couple of feet before anything closes. That first one is always a cluster though.
 
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Fig said:
People who don't even eat bread, milk, or eggs go out and buy them either because they think it's required, or for no reason whatsoever. The store will have tons of everything else (plenty of non-perishable foods perfect for being snowed in), untouched like it was a normal day, and the bread, milk, and eggs will be gone. It's retarded, but it happens every time.
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Redmanss said:
If only they made something that you could put on your vehicle that would keep you from skidding all over on ice and snow, and only cost a fraction of the average insurance deductible.

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If only....
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Better yet...…..I have a set of these on cheap rims ready to go on this weekend. They'll come off in early to mid March. I LOL at the people who tell me all season radials are just as good. They don't know what they don't know.

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If that map is right, the folks in Hickory and Winston Salem are about to get two feet? Damn...

Here in the North a dusting like that only requires beer, unfiltered Camels and scratch tickets to survive. But two feet of wet snow? Better stock up on roof rakes! ( look it up, ya Rebels)

Seriously, stay safe if this hits.

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Fig said:
People who don't even eat bread, milk, or eggs go out and buy them either because they think it's required, or for no reason whatsoever. The store will have tons of everything else (plenty of non-perishable foods perfect for being snowed in), untouched like it was a normal day, and the bread, milk, and eggs will be gone. It's retarded, but it happens every time.
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More people need to go keto.
 
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^ That little snow was slicker than greased shit! It was like it partially melted on the way down, then refroze before getting to the ground. It was more like driving on sleet than snow.
 
#38
All kidding aside, you fuckers stay safe on the road! In my area of CA we don't get snow, but we rarely get a random hail storm that instantly turns the road into an ice rink and the dumb cunts on the road who don't know shit about pumping their brakes cause a pileup!
 
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MtnCreek said:
^ That little snow was slicker than greased shit! It was like it partially melted on the way down, then refroze before getting to the ground. It was more like driving on sleet than snow.
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Boo hoo…...

We get shit like that up north too but our world doesn't end in a mile long fiery wreck.
 
#45
I got a letter of commendation from the Admiral for driving around and picking up guys in about 1.5" of snow the morning of a scheduled deployment in Virginia. The entire state was paralyzed by a dusting. I had 44" Super Swampers on my truck, which were probably worse than radials, but still fine to drive in about an inch of snow. There was NO ONE on the roads, and it was incredibly easy to drive around picking everyone up. I could not believe it when they presented it at the next awards ceremony. They called my name and I had zero idea what it was for. When they read it I'm sure the look of disbelief on my face was plain to the whole command.
I sort of never feel like VA is "The South" till it snows. Then it's obvious that despite it's latitude it is in the DEEEEEEEEEP South.
 
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AIAW said:
So I live in Texas... What is this frozen precipitation "s-n-o-w" that you all speak off? It comes from the sky also, like where that bright, circular thing resides that bakes us all to death here from May until October?
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Don't you listen to the news? That circular thing's got nothing to do with it. It's all your Texas trucks and SUVs that cause you to bake.
 
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Fig said:
Don't you listen to the news? That circular thing's got nothing to do with it. It's all your Texas trucks and SUVs that cause you to bake.
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Nay, that's just in the urban areas (minus Austin because most drive something that operates off of granola and safe-zone vibes). Go out a little into the rural areas and it's good old-fashioned virgin UV crashing down on your epidermis!
 
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AIAW said:
So I live in Texas... What is this frozen precipitation "s-n-o-w" that you all speak off? It comes from the sky also, like where that bright, circular thing resides that bakes us all to death here from May until October?
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Yeah but you know we get it every once and a while to screw crap up good!
 
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