Then again people from the south kind of laugh at what they call "heat waves" in more northern climates.
But around here driving on Ice / snow everybody follows very strict rules.
1. Go as fast as you can, swerving around and cutting off anyone going slow.
2. Once you are in front of the person who was going slow, stomp on the gas for effect
3. Realize you are now on a solid sheet of ice going over a bridge.
4. Stomp on the brakes as hard as you can
5. Commence the ice ballet. (Style points awarded if you can hit the retaining walls on both sides of the road in the same action).
Points also awarded for sliding on your rooftop, tumbling, number of highway signs taken out, and if you come to rest on top of another vehicle.
6. Call 911 / Insurance company
Now if they would just pretend the ice is rain and all slow to a crawl wondering if they should go forward like happens every time it rains they would all get home safely.