I declare war on the poors.

[TheGerman]

I'm sick of bailing you useless faggots out.

So you better spend your TrumpBux wisely, as I'm coming to tip your doublewide over at night so you, your useless fat ass kids who will be on disability by the age of 19 and your wife whose ass we can all see from the front experience an end over end 1200sq foot portashitter ride down the side of a hill.

The only thing that warms my heart is the money you'll get won't even be enough to even get close to buying a pair of ANVIS9s.

 

[_Windrider_]

 

[Son of Dorn]

This is how German snipers declare war on poors:

 

[TheGerman]

This is how German snipers declare war on poors:

I just dont like how that ends. But for some reason I totally want a cape now.

 

[TheGerman]

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I dont subscribe to people on youtube as its 90% bullshit, but I've always been on the fence if he and I would get along, or not.

 

[hic28]

See all the poors over there. I do

 

[TheGerman]

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See all the poors over there. I do

Probably all over there in some hobo camp with wifi, 80 inch TVs and lobster.

 

[hic28]

Probably all over there in some hobo camp with wifi, 80 inch TVs and lobster.

those poors are down on the boat ramp

picture didn’t come out as clear as it actually is unfortunately

 

[_Windrider_]

I dont subscribe to people on youtube as its 90% bullshit, but I've always been on the fence if he and I would get along, or not.

He seems like a pretty legit guy other than the fact he rolls on occasion with that Trex arms guy.

 

[Son of Dorn]

I just dont like how that ends. But for some reason I totally want a cape now.

As long as it's a Zeltbahn and not a plash-palatka like that commie tool's.

 

[DukeGSP]

help

 

[1J04]

 

[deersniper]

Night Vision is so 90s.

 

[TheGerman]

Night Vision is so 90s.

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Yeah yeah, I have that too.

I just dont like fighting people via 2D TV.

 

[j-huskey]

Night Vision is so 90s.

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Easier to drive with though, or fly the big buzzing sounding thing with. NV..

 

[TheGerman]

Easier to drive with though, or fly the big buzzing sounding thing with.

Its great until shit starts running around.

 

[BLKWLFK9]

I'm sick of bailing you useless faggots out.

So you better spend your TrumpBux wisely, as I'm coming to tip your doublewide over at night so you, your useless fat ass kids who will be on disability by the age of 19 and your wife whose ass we can all see from the front experience an end over end 1200sq foot portashitter ride down the side of a hill.

The only thing that warms my heart is the money you'll get won't even be enough to even get close to buying a pair of ANVIS9s.

Possibly the best post of 2020.

 

[MtnCreek]

Take joy in knowing they'll be just as poor again within 48 hrs of getting their check. I bet some are spending it now if they have access to credit.

Anyone know if colt 45 malt liquor is publicly traded?

 

[SilentStalkr]

Mines going straight into the market!

 

[acudaowner]

declaring war on the poor that's funny .

 

[theLBC]

i appreciate the poors, because if it wasn't for them, i would be the poors.

 

[TheGerman]

Mines going straight into the market!

This just gave me an idea.

Let's say you're a poor. But you want to 'get into the market', yet you see those Apple and Amazon stock prices are WAY over your poor price range.

So me and my homies over at Wu Tang Financial buy Apple/Amazon shares and on paper, 'split' them into 10 smaller shares for the poors. So basically, you can buy 1/10 of that stock you can't afford. We tag on a little premium and processing fee and you now have Apple stock that is always 1/10 the market value.

If you want to sell it because you need new rims, the new XBOX is out or you wanted to diversify into scratch off lottery tickets, you can sell it back, at 1/10 current market value (less fees and processing) to us at any time.

Does this exist? It's basically a buy here/pay here stock brokership with 0 associated risk.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Aa few unemployment checks 2 adults and 3 kids will get me damn close.

Who am I kidding, I'll just buy more ammo and toilet paper.

 

[Centuriator]

Buddy of mine has ten kids....so, he and his wife are getting $2400 and with the kids, another $5,000.

 

[Long Range 338]

you rich MOFOs need a callout! LOL. Guaranteed the only people getting bailed out with all this "free" money are the marijuana depositories...

 

[_Windrider_]

 

[Huskydriver]

Does this come with a warrenty and will you take half of what your asking?

 

[kthomas]

The problem with bailing out the poors with checks is that the vast majority of them are going to spend it on useless shit. To them, it's "free money". Nevermind paying the rent or bills, that will sort itself out (or not).

This is free "play" money.

I hate bailouts, and I don't think it's going to do fuck all besides to continue to encourage and enable bad spending behaviors.

 

[deersniper]

.gov is organized crime.

Creates this mess then wants to solve it?

Like demanding protection money for a problem they created.

 

[reich10]

This just gave me an idea.

Let's say you're a poor. But you want to 'get into the market', yet you see those Apple and Amazon stock prices are WAY over your poor price range.

So me and my homies over at Wu Tang Financial buy Apple/Amazon shares and on paper, 'split' them into 10 smaller shares for the poors. So basically, you can buy 1/10 of that stock you can't afford. We tag on a little premium and processing fee and you now have Apple stock that is always 1/10 the market value.

If you want to sell it because you need new rims, the new XBOX is out or you wanted to diversify into scratch off lottery tickets, you can sell it back, at 1/10 current market value (less fees and processing) to us at any time.

Does this exist? It's basically a buy here/pay here stock brokership with 0 associated risk.

Fractional Shares

 

[Ravenworks]

Buddy of mine has ten kids....so, he and his wife are getting $2400 and with the kids, another $5,000.

Bullshit, there is a cap.

 

[TheGerman]

Fractional Shares

God dammit.

 

[reich10]

God dammit.

HAHA I know man. There are no more original ideas.

 

[myronman3]

i dunno what is worse....the poors, the big banks, or the politicians filling their pockets as the working man, and our grandchildren, and great grandchildren bear the burden of it all.

i know this much for sure.......there are WAY too many cocksuckers in the world that are entirely too comfortable with taking other people’s money.

 

[MtnCreek]

This money will go strait to the lottery and from there, helping pay my kids tuition. Hahahahaha....

 

[deersniper]

This money will go strait to the lottery and from there, helping pay my kids tuition. Hahahahaha....

Lol
Maybe.

In this state they pilfer that money for the general fund. Same with casinos. Casino puts a dollar in education fund, politicians pull a dollar out and put in general fund

 

[candyx]

Winter in hard for us poors I usually bring the pigs in my hovel so they don't freeze.

 

[nikonNUT]

Lol
Maybe.

In this state they pilfer that money for the general fund. Same with casinos. Casino puts a dollar in education fund, politicians pull a dollar out and put in general fund

Are you from Florida?

 

[MtnCreek]

Lol
Maybe.

In this state they pilfer that money for the general fund. Same with casinos. Casino puts a dollar in education fund, politicians pull a dollar out and put in general fund

They've got the incestuous scam figured out down here. The loto funds the hope scholarship. Make a certain grade, university paid for. The universities run the dumbasses through until they no longer qualify / no longer pay (via State loto funds). Loosing these students isn't an issue because there's a constant flow of dumbasses that still qualify with their State loto-bucks to take their place. This isn't really money lost by the State; it's payment. The State pol's are funneling this money to the universities (tax free). A portion of this money comes back to the politicians through campaign donations, 'non-profits', etc... It's also the parking ground for retired politicians and their dumbass nephews with zero ambition / talent. Basically =$125k / yr to spout faggotry for someone that isn't qualified to drive a trashtruck. Who pays for this? LOL that's the funny part.... It's the hoodrats! Poor hoodrats are always claiming they're getting fucked by the rich, well this time they'd be right... except they're not complaining one bit. They fucking love the lottery!!! If the State took it away, they'd burn their shithole neighborhoods in protest. Hhahahaha

 

[myronman3]

 

[Alphatreedog]

All the poors have elected me spokesman and wish to thank you . We are ever grateful for all the PSA Ar15s , steel cased ammo , Atholon scopes , Hexmags and NCstar equipment that will be purchased with your funds . Further please accept this Bag of Dicks as a token of our grattitude .?

 

[TheGerman]

All the poors have elected me spokesman and wish to thank you . We are ever grateful for all the PSA Ar15s , steel cased ammo , Atholon scopes , Hexmags and NCstar equipment that will be purchased with your funds . Further please accept this Bag of Dicks as a token of our grattitude .?

See, buying a bag of dicks.

This is exactly why you're poor.

 

[candyx]

 

[Alphatreedog]

The Poors have spoken .

 

[_Windrider_]

 

[Ric O'shay]

Looks like it is time to squirm under my 14'x60' Skyline and secure those tie downs the salesman was yammering about when they dropped it off. Nice try German!!

 

[Wild dog]

@Alphatreedog feel free to use my Business card as you see fit ?

 

[forrestgump01]

Mine will be going to the IRS to pay my taxes this year.
I might have enough left over for a pack of gummy bears.
Does this make me a "POOR"

 

[Alphatreedog]

Mine will be going to the IRS to pay my taxes this year.
I might have enough left over for a pack of gummy bears.
Does this make me a "POOR"

Welcome .

 

[Jsp556]

Funny shit