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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Back in my 'Ute days... in marketing... some of the snakes really liked to crawl into, let's say, canoes and things down in the South. They were aggressive. Especially the water moccasins... The diamondbacks and copperheads were much more passive. Had to sit on one to get it to kill ya!

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Cottonmouths have a reputation for being angry little shits. Whether or not it's true, I don't know, 'cause I've been fortunate not to have encountered anything more dangerous than an Indigo Snake in the woods 'round here and the only cottonmouths I've seen in my life were dead, in captivity, or at a fair distance. Snake experts seem to say no, it's not true, and I expect they'd know more than me... but then why would they have such a reputation for aggression if it wasn't necessarily the case?
 
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Cottonmouths have a reputation for being angry little shits. Whether or not it's true, I don't know, 'cause I've been fortunate not to have encountered anything more dangerous than an Indigo Snake in the woods 'round here and the only cottonmouths I've seen in my life were dead, in captivity, or at a fair distance. Snake experts seem to say no, it's not true, and I expect they'd know more than me... but then why would they have such a reputation for aggression if it wasn't necessarily the case?
I have had, on 2 occasions, cottonmouths try to get in my johnboat on my local river.

Both times were catfishing at night and I suspect light in the boat may play a role.

Water snakes are fairly aggressive too and people not familiar with snakes many times assume they are cottonmouths.
 
Luckily no water moccasins. Very rear in my area. Copperheads and water snakes are here but not seen very often. Black snakes and king snakes are frequent.

But I'm not racist. I kill em all...

Just to ask, because I´m living in a no-snake-area, how do you kill a snake which comes close, in your boat or something?

I dont want to think about sitting in a canoe when a snake climbs in.
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Just to ask, because I´m living in a no-snake-area, how do you kill a snake which comes close, in your boat or something?

I dont want to think about sitting in a canoe when a snake climbs in.
:oops:

To be fair, if its far enough away from my boat, I leave them alone. Ive only had to kill a couple that got too close. Typical weapon of choice is the paddle but I always have a handgun on hand. On land around my house, there's no quarter given.
 
I have had, on 2 occasions, cottonmouths try to get in my johnboat on my local river.

Both times were catfishing at night and I suspect light in the boat may play a role.

Water snakes are fairly aggressive too and people not familiar with snakes many times assume they are cottonmouths.

I was trying to get a flat bottom boat off the river bank and reached under it for the rope.
Felt like I got electrocuted , or stabbed with something hot ! All I saw was a snakes tail when it went underwater. Within a few minutes I douched the bite with peroxide and rubbing alcohol.
Hurt like a mo-fo 🤬
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Speckled Water snakes don’t have fangs , so it basically had to be Mr No Shoulders aka Cottonmouth. Got dizzy and puked on my way to the ER. Another indication of a Water Moccasin was a funky musky smell. The picture was a week post bite. Cottonmouths are no joke ☠️ They didn’t administer anti-venom , so I didn’t receive a full load of venom ..but it was enough!!
 
F8 crusader I think not an A7
I was gonna say A-7 too, so I had to go and take a look. The intake on the f-8 is shorter, like that in the pic. The gun ports are right where an F-8 has them. The canopies are close enough you can't tell the difference, but the little nose bump is pointed and has a pitot tube, like...you guessed it the F-8.

Nice Pic! 😁
 
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I was trying to get a flat bottom boat off the river bank and reached under it for the rope.
Felt like I got electrocuted , or stabbed with something hot ! All I saw was a snakes tail when it went underwater. Within a few minutes I douched the bite with peroxide and rubbing alcohol.
Hurt like a mo-fo 🤬View attachment 7418954
Speckled Water snakes don’t have fangs , so it basically had to be Mr No Shoulders aka Cottonmouth. Got dizzy and puked on my way to the ER. Another indication of a Water Moccasin was a funky musky smell. The picture was a week post bite. Cottonmouths are no joke ☠ They didn’t administer anti-venom , so I didn’t receive a full load of venom ..but it was enough!!
Oh man that fuckin' sucks anyway! We saw a lot of them down in Hunter AAF/Ft. Stewart. The worst time for cottonmouths was when they had their young and you'd get those 'nesting balls' Or, late summer they hang out in low hanging branches and we're doing a boat movement up the Ogeechee or Canoochee. You'd hit a branch and they'd drop into the rubber boat. Little turds.
They aren't so much aggressive though as super-defensive. Easterns were common down in FL. (Eglin/Hurlburt. They loved hangin' out in the palmetto rims above creeks. Then there's the pygmy's...cutest li'l rattlesnake you ever did see. About the size of a pencil fully grown. Added: Neither of them was very aggressive. You sure as hell don't want to get nailed by an Eastern though. They put out gobs of very potent venom.
 
Oh man that fuckin' sucks anyway! We saw a lot of them down in Hunter AAF/Ft. Stewart. The worst time for cottonmouths was when they had their young and you'd get those 'nesting balls' Or, late summer they hang out in low hanging branches and we're doing a boat movement up the Ogeechee or Canoochee. You'd hit a branch and they'd drop into the rubber boat. Little turds.
They aren't so much aggressive though as super-defensive. Easterns were common down in FL. (Eglin/Hurlburt. They loved hangin' out in the palmetto rims above creeks. Then there's the pygmy's...cutest li'l rattlesnake you ever did see. About the size of a pencil fully grown. Added: Neither of them was very aggressive. You sure as hell don't want to get nailed by an Eastern though. They put out gobs of very potent venom.

We have Cottonmouths, LOTS of Copperheads, and a few species of Rattlers in Arkansas.
For some reason I have a knack for locating them. I came upon a 3.5 ft Cottonmouth with 1/2 a shad consumed , other half hanging out its’ mouth. I whipped the piss out of it , then shot it.👍
 
I was trying to get a flat bottom boat off the river bank and reached under it for the rope.
Felt like I got electrocuted , or stabbed with something hot ! All I saw was a snakes tail when it went underwater. Within a few minutes I douched the bite with peroxide and rubbing alcohol.
Hurt like a mo-fo 🤬View attachment 7418954
Speckled Water snakes don’t have fangs , so it basically had to be Mr No Shoulders aka Cottonmouth. Got dizzy and puked on my way to the ER. Another indication of a Water Moccasin was a funky musky smell. The picture was a week post bite. Cottonmouths are no joke ☠ They didn’t administer anti-venom , so I didn’t receive a full load of venom ..but it was enough!!

Your episode ain't funny at all, but I've got a somewhat funny saying told to me when I moved to Mississippi... "never put your hand or foot in someplace you ain't looked".
 
Here's a unique picture common to many jet powered aircraft. What looks like someone left the intake plug in the intake is actually condensation from the low pressure area about 4" behind the lip of the intake:
 
I was trying to get a flat bottom boat off the river bank and reached under it for the rope.
Felt like I got electrocuted , or stabbed with something hot ! All I saw was a snakes tail when it went underwater. Within a few minutes I douched the bite with peroxide and rubbing alcohol.
Hurt like a mo-fo 🤬View attachment 7418954
Speckled Water snakes don’t have fangs , so it basically had to be Mr No Shoulders aka Cottonmouth. Got dizzy and puked on my way to the ER. Another indication of a Water Moccasin was a funky musky smell. The picture was a week post bite. Cottonmouths are no joke ☠ They didn’t administer anti-venom , so I didn’t receive a full load of venom ..but it was enough!!
Wow you got lucky. The copperhead and cottonmouth are almost the same snake, they can even interbreed although rare. There is a video circulating of a CH and CM fighting over a female.

CMs are more aggressive while CH will not bite unless you touch them most of the time. My dog Jack was bitten last year by a beautiful CH who ended up with a 9mm to the head. Prednisone and Benadryl and he was fine in a few days.

CHs typically don’t do a full boogie bite the first time, it’s dogs that grab em and hold on that usually die because the snake decides to bite again with a full load.

CMs usually give you the business first bite, you should have played powerball that day.

Here was mr. dogbiter pre-9mm

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Your episode ain't funny at all, but I've got a somewhat funny saying told to me when I moved to Mississippi... "never put your hand or foot in someplace you ain't looked".

10-4 on that saying. I do look 99% of the time , its’ the 1% that gets ya ! Since then I’ve been extra skiddish 🙈...I flinch at sticks sometimes.